Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

November 15th, 2003 Alec Baldwin Missy Elliot None Mike Myers

A Message From the President of the United States

Summary: President George W. Bush (Darrell Hammond) unveils Iraqi's new constitution. Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush.

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Alec Baldwin's Monologue

Summary: Studio musicians (Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz) and a boom miker (Mike Myers) laugh excessively for Alec Baldwin and plug "Cat in the Hat." Also Hosted: 89r, 90n, 92m, 93m, 94h, 95k, 96n, 98i, 00p, 01r, 05h, 06e.

Huggies Thong

Summary: With less padding, Huggies Thongs are more fashionable but not as effective as conventional diapers. Note: Repeat from 10/04/03.

Breast Augmentation

Summary: Breast doctor (Alec Baldwin) recommends a pair of Double D's for his female patient (Amy Poehler). Note: This sketch was cut from the dress rehearsal of last season's Ray Romano episode. Transcript

Zinger vs. Burns

Summary: Scientists Dave Clinger (Seth Meyers) and Greg Burns (Alec Baldwin) vie for the best 2 out of 3 zings/burns. Recurring Characters: Dave Clinger. Transcript

Gaystrogen

Summary: The pill that prevents middle-aged homosexuals from losing their gay sex drive. Note: Repeat from 10/18/03.

The Tony Bennett Show

Summary: Tony Bennett (Alec Baldwin) welcomes acquitted millionaire Robert Durst (Fred Armisen) to the show. Recurring Characters: Tony Bennett.

The Falconer

Summary: Donald the Falcon gambles with a Las Vegas hanger-on (Alec Baldwin) while The Falconer (Will Forte) hangs upside-down. Recurring Characters: The Falconer. Transcript

Missy Elliot performs "Pass The Dutch"

Also Appeared: 97m.

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Summary: Will Forte proudly shows off his homemade semi-celebritiy sex video with Fred Armisen. Tina Fey tries to contact Christian Slater's friend Jack Nicholson over the phone. Transcript

Prince Charles Press Conference

Summary: Reporters question Prince Charles' private secretary (Alec Baldwin) about the future king's male sex romp. Transcript

Keen Corp Presentation

Summary: Co-workers (Alec Baldwin, Amy Poehler) deliver a company presentation after having a one-night stand. Transcript

Siegfried & Roy

Summary: Fully healed from his tiger attack, Roy (Alec Baldwin) is ready for more punishment.

Missy Elliot performs "Work It"

Scheinwald Studios

Summary: Brad Scheinwald (Seth Meyers) tries to take his family's movie studio in a new direction by hiring a promising new writer (Fred Armisen), but faces resistance from his dad, Alan (Alec Baldwin), and grandfather Abe (Rachel Dratch). Recurring Characters: Brad Scheinwald, Abe Scheinwald.

Goodnights

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