Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests:

December 13th, 2003 Elijah Wood Jet Chris Kattan Zachary Woodlee

Hardball

Summary: Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond) launches the topic of Al Gore's support of Howard Dean. Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Joe Lieberman, Hillary Clinton. Transcript

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Elijah Wood's Monologue

Summary: Gollum (Chris Kattan) visits Elijah Wood, and shows off their new TV sitcom pilot. Bio: Elijah Wood (1981-) has become best known for his role as Frodo Baggins in the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. Transcript

Boys Choir

Summary: Grown men (Will Forte, Jimmy Fallon, Elijah Wood) compete as members of a boys school choir. Transcript

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

Summary: Santa Claus (Horatio Sanz) is given a queer makeover. Recurring Characters: Santa Claus. Transcript

TV Funhouse

Summary: In Rob Smigel's "Fun with Real Audio", President George W. Bush adopts the proper costuming depending on what group he's giving a speech to. Recurring Characters: Dave Clinger. Transcript

Wake Up Wakefield

Summary: Megan's latest crush is Jazz Times Ten's lead trumpeter (Elijah Wood). Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion. Transcript

Jet performs "Are You Gonna Be My Girl"

Bio: Jet is a garage rock band from Melbourne, Australia, consisting of members Nic Cester (guitar and lead vocals), Chris Cester (drums), Cameron Muncey (guitar and vocals), and Mark Wilson (bass).

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Summary: John Mayer (Jimmy Fallon) sings unintelligible holiday lyrics. Whitney Houston (Maya Rudolph) and her daughter Bobbi (Kenan Thompson) sing a duet. Transcript

Versace Egg Nog

Summary: Donatella Versace (Maya Rudolph) introduces her new egg nog to the masses. Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace, Rosie O'Donnell. Transcript

Howard Dean For President 2004

Summary: Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) extensively explains his support for Howard Dean (Jeff Richards). Recurring Characters: Al Gore, Howard Dean. Transcript

Rialto Grande

Summary: A young comedian (Elijah Wood) joins Buddy Mills (Chris Kattan) onstage. Recurring Characters: Buddy Mills, Mackey. Transcript

Jet performs "Look What You've Done"

Goodnights

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