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  Season 29: Episode 8


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December 13th, 2003

Elijah Wood

Jet

Chris Kattan

Zachary Woodlee

Hardball
Summary: Chris Matthews (Darrell Hammond) launches the topic of Al Gore's support of Howard Dean.

Recurring Characters: Chris Matthews, Joe Lieberman, Hillary Clinton.

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Montage


Elijah Wood's Monologue
Summary: Gollum (Chris Kattan) visits Elijah Wood, and shows off their new TV sitcom pilot.

Bio: Elijah Wood (1981-) has become best known for his role as Frodo Baggins in the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy.

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Boys Choir
Summary: Grown men (Will Forte, Jimmy Fallon, Elijah Wood) compete as members of a boys school choir.

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Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
Summary: Santa Claus (Horatio Sanz) is given a queer makeover.

Recurring Characters: Santa Claus.

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TV Funhouse
Summary: In Rob Smigel's "Fun with Real Audio", President George W. Bush adopts the proper costuming depending on what group he's giving a speech to.

Recurring Characters: Dave Clinger.

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Wake Up Wakefield
Summary: Megan's latest crush is Jazz Times Ten's lead trumpeter (Elijah Wood).

Recurring Characters: Megan, Sheldon, Mr. Banglion.

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Jet performs "Are You Gonna Be My Girl"
Bio: Jet is a garage rock band from Melbourne, Australia, consisting of members Nic Cester (guitar and lead vocals), Chris Cester (drums), Cameron Muncey (guitar and vocals), and Mark Wilson (bass).


Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
Summary: John Mayer (Jimmy Fallon) sings unintelligible holiday lyrics. Whitney Houston (Maya Rudolph) and her daughter Bobbi (Kenan Thompson) sing a duet.

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Versace Egg Nog
Summary: Donatella Versace (Maya Rudolph) introduces her new egg nog to the masses.

Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace, Rosie O'Donnell.

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Howard Dean For President 2004
Summary: Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) extensively explains his support for Howard Dean (Jeff Richards).

Recurring Characters: Al Gore, Howard Dean.

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Rialto Grande
Summary: A young comedian (Elijah Wood) joins Buddy Mills (Chris Kattan) onstage.

Recurring Characters: Buddy Mills, Mackey.

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Jet performs "Look What You've Done"


Goodnights
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