Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests:

February 14th, 2004 Drew Barrymore Kelis None

Gore's Endorsement

Summary: John Kerry (Seth Meyers) has no interest in Al Gore's (Darrell Hammond) support. Recurring Characters: Al Gore, John Kerry. Transcript

Montage

Drew Barrymore's Monologue

Summary: Drew Barrymore's former freak-show movie co-stars join her on-stage. Also Hosted: 82g, 98p, 01c. Transcript

A Very Special Valentine's Versace

Summary: Donatella Versace (Maya Rudolph) scuffles with Courtney Love (Drew Barrymore). Recurring Characters: Donatella Versace, Elton John, Madonna, Courtney Love.

Jarret's Room

Summary: Jarret (Jimmy Fallon) dreams about romance with Gobi's (Horatio Sanz) sister (Drew Barrymore). Recurring Characters: Jarret, Gobi, DJ Jonathon Feinstein.

Access Hollywood

Summary: Charlize Theron (Drew Barrymore) film clips display various Oscar-begging performances. Recurring Characters: Pat O'Brien.

Octane

Summary: The vehicular action-drama film preview displays fake special effects.

Kelis performs "Milkshake"

Bio: Singer/songwriter Kelis (1980-) finally found mainstream success with the release of her current album.

Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey

Summary: Live from prison, Diana Ross (Maya Rudolph) can't seem to adjust. Recurring Characters: Diana Ross. Note: The final "I" was missing from the word "Availability" on the graphic during the morning after pill joke. Transcript

Mike's Bar, 1968

Summary: John Kerry (Seth Meyers), George W. Bush (Will Forte), Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) and Hillary Rodham (Drew Barrymore) meet at a bar in the late 60's. Recurring Characters: John Kerry, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham. Note: Will Forte is now the third post-Ferrell cast member to portray President George W. Bush; the second this season alone. Transcript

Larry King Live

Summary: Larry King (Jimmy Fallon) interviews Anna Nicole Smith (Drew Barrymore) following her extreme weight loss. Recurring Characters: Larry King, Anna Nicole Smith.

Spy Glass

Summary: More celebrity gossip with Ian Gerrard (Seth Meyers) and Zoe Anderton (Amy Poehler). Recurring Characters: Ian Gerrard, Zoe Anderton, Pat O'Brien.

The World of Scott Wainio

Summary: Scott Wainio takes to the streets to interview people with no microphone.

The White Stripes

Summary: Jack (Jimmy Fallon) and Meg White (Drew Barrymore) sing their theme song, but ultimately don't save the day. Transcript

Prince Show

Summary: Prince (Fred Armisen) displays his eccentricities while hosting talk show with Beyonce (Maya Rudolph). Recurring Characters: Prince, Beyonce. Transcript

Goodnights

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