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  Season 29: Episode 15




03o: Ben Affleck / N.E.R.D.

Only Bangkok I

Businessman.....Seth Meyers

[ phone ringing ]

Businessman: [ into the mouthpiece ] Hey! Dude, it's me. Yeah, I know, you were right - Thailand is crazy. Um.. listen, there's a, uh.. situation. I took your advice - I got a hooker.. No, Kevin, it was not awesome! She came to my room, and we started drinking this bottle of Vodka with a coiled snake in it.. next thing I know, I woke up in the closet, and she's not moving. [ sighs ] Look! Just shut up! What is the name of that guy? You know, that, uh.. that Dutch guy.. who helps clean up.. "messes." [ a beat ] Thank you. That is all I needed to know.

[ SUPER: "What happens in Thailand, stays in Thailand" ]

[ SUPER: "Only Bangkok" ]


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