03o: Ben Affleck / N.E.R.D.
Only Bangkok II
[Open on outside of hotel room where two burly men are standing in the doorway]
Woman: Let me get this straight - you're selling me to these guys?!
Ben Affleck: What?! No-o! Nobody is selling anybody, okay? I'm.. giving you to these guys, to cover some temporary losses I've incurred from gambling on Russian Roulette.
Woman: You've been gambling on Russian Roulette?!
Ben Affleck: My guy wasn't supposed to die! I had a system!
[the burly men drag the woman out of the room]
Woman: You're high again!
[The woman is kicking and screaming as she’s being taken away]
Ben Affleck: Alright.. I may have socially injected some Komodo dragon venom - just because everyone else is doing it.
[ the Woman is carried away by some Thai gentlemen collecting on their debt ]
Woman: Ow! Let go of me!
Ben Affleck: You're being selfish! You don't need both your kidneys!
Woman: This is not my idea of a honeymoon! Ben Affleck! Dammit!!
[Ben Affleck shakes his head as the woman continues screaming down the hall]
[ SUPER: "What happens in Thailand, stays in Thailand" ]
[ SUPER: "Only Bangkok" ]
Ben Affleck V/O: Komodo dragon venom..