Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 29: Episode 17
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April 10th, 2004
Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson
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Tracy Morgan
Chris Kattan
Simon Cowell
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9/11 Briefing
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Summary: Vice-President Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond) briefs Condoleeza Rice (Janet Jackson) on her 9/11 hearing, and convinces her to flash a boob to take off some of the heat.
Recurring Characters: Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice.
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Janet Jackson's Monologue
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Summary: Janet Jackson's home movies from her childhood prove she had a normal upbringing.
Also Appeared: 93t
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Brian Fellow's Safari Planet
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Summary: Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) imagines having a tryst with an attractive zookeeper (Janet Jackson).
Recurring Characters: Brian Fellow.
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Janet Jackson Concert Line
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Summary: Starkisha (Finesse Mitchell) and her peeps wait in line for tickets.
Recurring Characters: Starkisha, Appreciante.
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An Easter Treat From Saturday Night Live
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Summary: Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan, Tracy Morgan bring their ditty yet back again. Though Simon Cowell objects to a Christmas song being sung in April, he agrees to join in on maracas.
Note: Simon Cowell was asked to host the episode, but he wasn't interested. He would only agree to making a guest appearance.
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Janet Jackson performs "All Nite (Don't Stop)"
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Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey
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Summary: Off-the-record, Condoleeza Rice (Maya Rudolph) tells the truth of her pre-9/11 knowledge. Kevin Eubanks (Finesse Mitchell) laughs at Tina Fey's joke about Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon sings a faux James Bond theme song.
Recurring Characters: Condoleeza Rice.
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The Prince Show
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Summary: Prince (Fred Armisen) makes Paula Abdul (Janet Jackson) pose for a painting.
Recurring Characters: Prince, Beyonce Knowles.
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Cork Soakers
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Summary: Expert cork soakers (Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz) discuss their craft with doulbe entendres.
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Janet Jackson performs "Strawberry Bounce"
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Good Times
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Summary: An amalgam of episodes focuses on the Evans family's hopes for a huge lottery payoff.
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Boom Boomer
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Summary: Drug-induced paranoia makes the game more fun.
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts
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TV Funhouse
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Summary: Rob Smigel presents a cartoon about Donald Trump.
Note: This cartoon was also cut last week when Donald Trump hosted.
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The Sleepover
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Summary: Kaitlin (Amy Poehler) invites the most popular girl (Janet Jackson) at school over for a sleepover.
Recurring Characters: Kaitlin, Rick.
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Control
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Summary: Advertising executives (Fred Armsien, Chris Parnell) want to use Janet Jackson's song, "Control", for an adult diaper commercial.
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Boombox Barry
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Summary: Bombox Barry (Horatio Sanz) wanders the streets in search of Pedro.
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Jayson Williams
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Summary: Jayson Williams (Finesse Mitchell) discusses his recent scandal with his lawyers.
Note: This sketch was also cut from last week's episode with Donald Trump.
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