03s: Snoop Dogg / Avril Lavigne
Snoop's Mother's Day Message
... Snoop Dogg
[Card, illustrated with a flower, reads: Mother's Day
MESSAGE FROM SNOOP DOGG]
Don Pardo V/O: [reverent] And now a Mother's
Day message from Snoop Dogg.
[Dissolve to and slowly zoom in on actor-rapper Snoop
Dogg seated at Home Base in a huge wicker chair,
surrounded by huge arrangements of flowers. He wears
an amber-brown fedora hat and a creamy pink suit and
holds a long-stemmed red rose as he addresses the
camera in a gentle, cadenced voice. Mellow piano music
Snoop Dogg: Mom, you're my number one girl, a
soft place to fall.
When the world has betrayed me, you're the first one I
I'm your little peanut ... my devotion is true.
And I know that you love me - 'cause I came out of
You huffed and you puffed and you pushed the Snoop
And, for all that pushin', I'll give you a shout
'Cause I'm a tall ass mo-fo and even back then,
When I was a baby, I was, like, four foot ten.
And because I was skinny, so tall and so lean,
It was like you delivered a giant string bean.
So thank you for lettin' me come out o' you.
Why don't you go make your baby some Dinty Moore
Happy Mother's Day, Mom. I love you.
And to all the moms out there:
[winks] What up, ladies? You lookin' real
[Snoop smiles and spreads his arms quizzically as we
zoom back out. The crowd responds warmly. Dissolve to
a stylish bumper photo of an elegant Snoop, head
bowed, as he touches the brim of his black hat, a
white coat draped over his shoulders.]