Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

November 20th, 2004 Luke Wilson U2 None None JB Smoove

The Apprentice

Summary: President George W. Bush (Will Forte) must fire Colin Powell (Finesse Mitchell), Donald Rumsfeld (Darrell Hammond) or Condoleeza Rice (Maya Rudiolph). Recurring Characters: George W. Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld. Transcript

Montage

Luke Wilson's Monologue

Summary: Horatio Sanz pulls up in a motorized wheelchair and shows off cell phone pictures from his wild night out with Luke Wilson. Bio: Luke Wilson (1971-). Actor; younger brother of actors Owen and Andrew; the trio starred together in Wes Anderson's film short "Bottle Rocket" (1993), which was later expanded as a feature presentation in 1996.

Debbie Downer

Summary: Debbie Downer's (Rachel Dratch) pessimism ruins Thanksgiving this time. Recurring Characters: Debbie Downer. Transcript

American Trainwreck Awards

Summary: Awards are distributed in celebration of pop icons' greatest embarrassments. Recurring Characters: Diana Ross, Anna Nicole Smith.

TV Funhouse

Summary: In Rob Smigel's cartoon, President Bush invents a de-gaying machine, which he haphazardly demonstrates on celebrities. Note: Smigel's cartoon was originally scheduled to appear in the Jude Law and Liam Neeson episodes, but was cut for time in both.

The Restaurant

Summary: The relationship between two men (Rob Riggle, Luke Wilson) who have been best buddies since childhood has grown uncomfortably close. Transcript

U2 performs "Vertigo"

First Performed: 00g.

Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler

Summary: Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (Darrell Hammond) wants to amend the Constitution. Toy manufacturer Dan Schwarz (Fred Armisen) uses Amy Poehler to demonstrate his new Bop-It toy. Recurring Characters: Arnold Schwarzenegger. Transcript

Coolest Teacher At Benton Township High School

Summary: Mr. J (Seth Meyers) is the coolest teacher in school, but faces strong competition in his new rival, the laid-back Phil (Luke Wilson). Transcript

The Falconer

Summary: The Falconer (Will Forte) and the Dogger (Luke Wilson) are trapped under a pile of rocks, and must rely on Donald and a dog to rescue them. Recurring Characters: The Falconer. Transcript

U2 performs "Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own"

Business Drinking

Summary: While on a business trip, a trio of businessmen (Luke Wilson, Kenan Thompson, Seth Meyers) drink to excess. Transcript

Goodnights

Note: U2 performs "I Will Follow", as Bono rubs against a women in the audience and Amy Poehler; they perform an additional song in the studio after the credits end. Transcript

Constitution

Summary: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Darrell Hammond) discusses the Constitution. Recurring Characters: Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Live with Regis & Kelly

Summary: Kelly Ripa (Amy Poehler) interviews Dave Navarro (Luke Wilson) while Regis Philbin (Darrell Hammond) receives a makeover. Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa.

Bear City

Summary: Frustration culminates when a bear tries to get cigarettes from a gas station. Note: This short film will air in the episode hosted by Paris Hilton.