Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 30: 2004-2005


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Starring:

  • Fred Armisen

  • Rachel Dratch

  • Tina Fey

  • Will Forte

  • Darrell Hammond

  • Seth Meyers

  • Chris Parnell

  • Amy Poehler

  • Maya Rudolph

  • Horatio Sanz

    Featuring:

  • Finesse Mitchell

  • Rob Riggle

  • Jason Sudeikis (from 04r)

  • Kenan Thompson


  • Writers:

  • Doug Abeles

  • Leo Allen

  • James Anderson

  • Alex Baze

  • Liz Cackowski

  • Jim Downey

  • Tina Fey

  • Charlie Grandy

  • Steve Higgins

  • Joe Kelly

  • Erik Kenward

  • John Lutz

  • Lorne Michaels

  • Matt Murray

  • Paula Pell

  • Lauren Pomerantz

  • Frank Sebastiano

  • T. Sean Shannon

  • Eric Slovin

  • Robert Smigel

  • JB Smoove

  • Emily Spivey

  • Andrew Steele

  • Jason Sudeikis (to 04q)

  • Rich Talarico

  • Episodes
  • 10/02/04: Ben Affleck / Nelly

  • 10/09/04: Queen Latifah

  • 10/23/04: Jude Law / Ashlee Simpson

  • 10/30/04: Kate Winslet / Eminem

  • 11/13/04: Liam Neeson / Modest Mouse

  • 11/20/04: Luke Wilson / U2

  • 12/11/04: Colin Farrell / Scissor Sisters

  • 12/18/04: Robert De Niro / Destiny's Child

  • 01/15/05: Topher Grace / The Killers

  • 01/22/05: Paul Giamatti / Ludacris featuring Sum-41

  • 02/05/05: Paris Hilton / Keane

  • 02/12/05: Jason Bateman / Kelly Clarkson

  • 02/19/05: Hilary Swank / 50 Cent

  • 03/05/05: David Spade / Jack Johnson

  • 03/12/05: Ashton Kutcher / Gwen Stefani

  • 04/09/05: Cameron Diaz / Green Day

  • 04/16/05: Tom Brady / Beck

  • 05/07/05: Johnny Knoxville / System of a Down

  • 05/14/05: Will Ferrell / Queens of the Stone Age

  • 05/21/05: Lindsay Lohan / Coldplay


  • Summary
    "Saturday Night Live" began its 30th season with only minimal changes from the previous season. Jimmy Fallon left the show after six seasons of mixed performances, enabling featured player Fred Armisen to be promoted as a full performer. Rob Riggle, a former U.S. Marine turned comedian, joined SNL as a featured player to keep the cast even. Fallon's vacated seat at the Weekend Update desk left many fans biting their nails with wonder of who, if anyone, would take over his co-anchor position next to head writer Tina Fey. The task went to seasoned performer (and longtime Fey pal) Amy Poehler, in a move obviously penetrated to distract critics from the continued subpar writing efforts throughout SNL. While Fey-Poehler deliver more of the same hijinks previously seen on Weekend Update, even the most ardent fans begin to long for a more permanent turnover at the desk.


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