Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 31: Episode 16

05p: Lindsay Lohan / Pearl Jam


.....Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan: I just want to say "Thank you!" to Peal Jam - the cast - "Saturday Night Live" - the crew - everybody at home - Lorne Michaels - my family - my brother - friends - and the Easter Bunny - and --

[ having had enough, NBC affiliates across America promptly cut Lohan off and broadcast a more heartfelt commercial for "Deal Or No Deal" ]

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