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  Season 31: Episode 18

05s: Kevin Spacey / Nelly Furtado

An SNL Digital Short

.....Andy Samberg

(Title Screen reads "Andy Walking")

Singers: Andy Walking!

Andy Samberg: Hi America, Andy Samberg here on the streets of New York City. Everyone knows that people in television are way smarter than regular people out on the street. So I thought it'd be fun to go around and ask people simple questions,and see how dumb they look when they try to answer them. Come on!

Andy Samberg: Who was the first president of the United States?

Man: George Washington.

(Andy laughs and shakes his head.)

Andy Samberg: Who is the current vice president of the United States?

Man: Dick Cheney.

Andy Samberg: (chuckling) This is gonna be worse than I thought.

Andy Samberg: Who was the first person to walk on the moon?

Man: Uh, Neil Armstrong.

Andy Samberg: Wrong.

Andy: What fast-food chain is Ronald McDonald associated with?

Man: McDonalds.

Andy: Are you McSure? Cause I've never heard of that.

Andy Samberg: OK, here's my impression of you. (mockingly) "Duh duh duh duh I'm a girl, I'm walking around on the street." That's you!

Andy Samberg: (pointing at random pedestrians) Idiot. Fartbrain. No class.

Andy Samberg: (mocking a man walking by) Oh hey, look at me, I'm a big stupid dummy, walking to work with my stupid bag. (The man looks at him)

Andy Samberg: (to cameraman) Is he looking at us? Is he looking? Let's go.

Andy Samberg: How many states are there in the U.S.?

Man: 50.

Andy Samberg: Are you McSure? (laughing) From before.

Andy Samberg: What does CIA stand for?

Man: Central Intelligence Agency.

(Andy gives a puzzled look to the camera and chuckles)

Andy Samberg: Look at all these people. None of them know anything.

Andy Samberg: How many states are there in the U.S.?

Man: 50.

: Correct. (He then shakes his head to the camera, showing he was being sarcastic.)

Andy Samberg: Okay, complete this phrase: The Declaration of Indepen-

3 Women: Dence.

Andy Samberg: Yeah you are!

(Cut to several clips of Andy hysterically laughing next to random passerby)

(Title screen appears again)

Singers: Andy Walking!

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