06a: Dane Cook / The Killers

Farrah Fawcett for Ocean Save

Farrah Fawcett....Amy Poehler

Farrah Fawcett: Hello I'm TVs Farrah Fawcett. Bleep, bleep, bloop, bloop, bloop (laughs) Oops, I got the giggles. Anyway, the ocean is important to us and the ocean should not go away. The ocean should stay forever. And you can help make that happen if you join us here at Ocean Save 70 Bloop Street, Giggles, California, XXXXXX. If the ocean dies we can't call Bosley to help or Charlie or The Six Million Dollar Man or Kool and the Gang or Kenneth who works at the salon. Even if I put on another red bathing suit and my boobers were like bing, bong, bing, it still wouldn't do a damn thing to those who... (Boob slides down her dress) Hey, where is my boob going? Hey, come back here, boob.

(Camera moves across showing the audience, Farrah gets up and tries to keep herself on camera)

Oh, ok, hey, hi, hi everyone! Where are you going camera? Camera? Look at me. Hi, what's over here? (Camera focus on stage set of a bar for the next sketch) It's a new world. This is like a different place. Where am I? Wow. I'm gonna do this scene now.

(Farrah places herself on a table with Kristin Wiig and Maya Rudolph. Screen fades to black for the next sketch Closing Time.)


Submitted by: Waldo San Miguel