Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

October 21st, 2006 John C. Reilly My Chemical Romance None Will Ferrell

Special Report with Brit Hume

Summary: Brit Hume presents Part One of his interview with President George W. Bush (Will Forte), in which Bush agrees with each of his statements. Recurring Characters: Brit Hume, President George W. Bush. Transcript

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John C. Reilly's Monologue

Summary: James Lipton (Will Ferrell) praises John C. Reilly for his film performances. Recurring Characters: James Lipton. Bio: John C. Reilly (1965-). Character actor; co-starred with Will Ferrell in "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" (2006), later headlined "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" (2007). Transcript

Colonial Williamsburg

Summary: The manager (Jason Sudeikis) at Colonial Williamsburg has to fire Gary (John C. Reilly) for acting racist toward his co-workers in the name of historical accuracy. Transcript

Swimming Lesson

Summary: Swimming teacher Doug Frangelo (John C. Reilly) makes sure his student (Will Forte) gains enough experience swimming on land before stepping into the water. Transcript

Korean Central Television

Summary: Kim Jong Il (Amy Poehler) addresses the nation of North Korea. Recurring Characters: Kim Jong Il. Transcript

Two A-Holes Work Out with a Trainer

Summary: The Two A-Holes (Jason Sudeikis, Kristin Wiig) show up late for their exercise workout, completely wasting their trainer's (John C. Reilly) time. Recurring Characters: Male A-Hole, Female A-Hole. Transcript

My Chemical Romance performs "Welcome to the Black Parade"

Bio: Punk-pop band; formed in 2001 by lead singer Gerard Way and drummer Matt Pelissier; adopted their name from author Irvine Welsh's novel "Three Tales Of Chemical Romance"; other members are guitarist Frank Iero, bassist Mikey Way, guitarist Ray Toro, and drummer Bob Bryar (who replaced Pelissier in 2004). Lyrics

Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers

Summary: Flavor Flav (Kenan Thompson) makes up nicknames female congressional members. Recurring Characters: Flavor Flav. Note: In dress rehearsal, Andy Samberg and Fred Armisen appeared respectively as YouTube founders Chad Hurley and Steve Chen. Transcript

Mexican Restaurant

Summary: Due to a breakup with her boyfriend, Jennifer (John C. Reilly) becomes emotionally unstable during lunch with her girlfriends (Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Kristin Wiig). Transcript

House of Carters

Summary: Sibling rivalry between Nick Carter (Jason Sudeikis) and younger brother Aaron (Andy Samberg). Recurring Characters: Aaron Carter.

An SNL Digital Short

Summary: Harpoon Man (John C. Reilly) tracks down the announcer (Andy Samberg) who's making negative comments about him during his theme song. Transcript

McMillan Family Moment I

Summary: McMillan dad (John C. Reilly) tries to pass along the family tradition for eating an Oreo cookie to his ungrateful son (Andy Samberg). Transcript

Operation Bearshark

Summary: Scientists break out into song after the funding for Operation Bearshark is cut off.

McMillan Family Moment II

Summary: McMillan dad (John C. Reilly) once again tries to pass along the family tradition for eating an Oreo cookie to a black boy (Kenan Thompson). Transcript

My Chemical Romance performs "Cancer"

Lyrics

McMillan Family Moment III

Summary: McMillan dad (John C. Reilly) lashes out at his own father (Jason Sudeikis) after learning he got the family tradition for eating an Oreo cookie all wrong. Transcript

Goodnights

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Support Group

Summary: Newsmakers Madonna (Amy Poehler), Paris Hilton (Maya Rudolph), Donald Rumsfeld (Darrell Hammond), John Mark Karr (Bill Hader), and a stingray (Andy Samberg) are united in notoreity at a support group meeting. Recurring Characters: Madonna, Paris Hilton, Donald Rumsfeld. Note: This sketch served as the cold opening at dress rehearsal.