06k: Jeremy Piven / AFI
[FADE IN on opening sequence.]
The guy's a freakin' genius!
[CUT to MacGruber in a karate pose against footage of flames.]
[CUT to an old fishing boat tied to a dock. SUPERIMPOSE, "Prison Boat." CUT to a sign marked "Boat Control Room" as sirens wail.]
Jojo: [struggling with door] This boat door is welded shut!
Casey: We've got a doozy on our hands, MacGruber. That's over ten pounds of c-bar explosives. This baby's gonna blow in three seconds!
MacGruber: We can do this! Jojo! Hand me that old bucket filled with bum sperm.
Jojo: [disgusted] No.
[CUT to the boat exploding in flames.]
[FADE to black over applause.]
Submitted by: Sean