06k: Jeremy Piven / AFI

MacGruber III

Jojo.....Jeremy Piven
Casey.....Maya Rudolph
MacGruber.....Will Forte

[FADE IN on opening sequence.]

Singers:
MacGruber!
The guy's a freakin' genius!

[CUT to MacGruber in a karate pose against footage of flames.]

Singers: MACGRUBER-RRR!!!!!

[CUT to an old fishing boat tied to a dock. SUPERIMPOSE, "Prison Boat." CUT to a sign marked "Boat Control Room" as sirens wail.]

Jojo: [struggling with door] This boat door is welded shut!

Casey: We've got a doozy on our hands, MacGruber. That's over ten pounds of c-bar explosives. This baby's gonna blow in three seconds!

MacGruber: We can do this! Jojo! Hand me that old bucket filled with bum sperm.

Jojo: [disgusted] No.

[CUT to the boat exploding in flames.]

Singers: MACGRUBER-RRR!!!!!

[FADE to black over applause.]


Submitted by: Sean