Saturday Night Live Transcripts
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Season 32: Episode 19
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May 12th, 2007
Molly Shannon
Linkin Park
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Lorne Michaels
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American Idol
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Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) auditions on "American Idol."
Recurring Characters: Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Mary Katherine Gallagher.
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Molly Shannon's Monologue
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Summary: Molly Shannon flashes back to the 1990's, when she had a schoolgirl crush on Lorne Michaels.
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Urigro
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Summary: A man (Jason Sudeikis) discusses the renwed vigor of his urine stream.
Note: Repeat from 01/20/07.
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Penelope
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Summary: Newcomer Penelope (Kristen Wiig) one-ups fellow apartment dwellers at their tenant meeting.
Recurring Characters: Penelope.
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Decision '08: The Fringe Candidates Debate
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Summary: Don Rather (Darrell Hammond) moderates a debate between of unlikely Democratic candidate-hopefuls.
Recurring Characters: Dan Rather, Tony Blair, Dennis Kucinich.
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The Sopranos
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Summary: Sally O'Malley (Molly Shannon) auditions to be a stripper at the Bada Bing! club.
Recurring Characters: Sally O'Malley.
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Linkin Park performs "What I've Done"
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Bio: Alternative rock/metal band from California; members: Chester Bennington, Rob Bourdon, Brad Delson, David "Phoenix" Farrell, Joe Hahn, Mike Shinoda.
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Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
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Summary: Female comic Jeannie Darcy (Molly Shannon) performs as part of Weekend Update's Comedy Cul-de-Sac. Blind cooking champion Pep Walters (Fred Armisen) attempts to give a barbecue demonstration. Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers debate the usage of the word "panties" in their What's in a Word? segment.
Recurring Characters: Jeannie Darcy, Pep Walters.
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Kaitlin
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Summary: Kaitlin (Amy Poehler) and her mother (Molly Shannon) visit a nursing home.
Recurring Characters: Kaitlin.
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Macgruber I
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Summary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and prepares a Bloody Mary instead.
Recurring Characters: Macgruber, Casey.
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TV Funhouse
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Summary: Rob Smigel's "Tales from the Greatest Generation" showcase the rough life of Big-Boobed Einstein.
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The Oak Room
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Summary: Charli Coffee (Maya Rudolph) and her friend Toni Carlisle (Molly Shannon) perform at the Oak Room.
Recurring Characters: Charli Coffee.
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Macgruber II
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Summary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and plays an acoustic version of his theme song instead.
Recurring Characters: Macgruber, Casey.
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Linkin Park performs "Bleed It Out"
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Trump Steaks
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Summary: Donald Trump (Darrell Hammond) hawks the world's greatest steaks.
Recurring Characters: Donald Trump, Melonia Trump.
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Macgruber III
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Summary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and rambles incoherently instead.
Recurring Characters: Macgruber.
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts
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Pull My Finger
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Summary: A man's (Will Forte) "pull my finger" gag goes horribly awry when his friend (Andy Samberg) accidentally pulls that finger out of joint.
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The Bachelor
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Summary: The Bachelor (Jason Sudeikis) pays the price when he turns down a witch (Molly Shannon).
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Sexual Pleasures
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Summary: Molly Shannon and Fred Armisen can't get Kristen Wiig to open up.
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Powerpoint
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Summary: A Powerpoint presentation is a hit until the ocmputer freezes on the song "I Like to Move."
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