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  Season 32: Episode 19


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May 12th, 2007

Molly Shannon

Linkin Park

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Lorne Michaels

American Idol
Summary: Mary Katherine Gallagher (Molly Shannon) auditions on "American Idol."

Recurring Characters: Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Mary Katherine Gallagher.

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Montage


Molly Shannon's Monologue
Summary: Molly Shannon flashes back to the 1990's, when she had a schoolgirl crush on Lorne Michaels.

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Urigro
Summary: A man (Jason Sudeikis) discusses the renwed vigor of his urine stream.

Note: Repeat from 01/20/07.


Penelope
Summary: Newcomer Penelope (Kristen Wiig) one-ups fellow apartment dwellers at their tenant meeting.

Recurring Characters: Penelope.

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Decision '08: The Fringe Candidates Debate
Summary: Don Rather (Darrell Hammond) moderates a debate between of unlikely Democratic candidate-hopefuls.

Recurring Characters: Dan Rather, Tony Blair, Dennis Kucinich.

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The Sopranos
Summary: Sally O'Malley (Molly Shannon) auditions to be a stripper at the Bada Bing! club.

Recurring Characters: Sally O'Malley.

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Linkin Park performs "What I've Done"
Bio: Alternative rock/metal band from California; members: Chester Bennington, Rob Bourdon, Brad Delson, David "Phoenix" Farrell, Joe Hahn, Mike Shinoda.


Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
Summary: Female comic Jeannie Darcy (Molly Shannon) performs as part of Weekend Update's Comedy Cul-de-Sac. Blind cooking champion Pep Walters (Fred Armisen) attempts to give a barbecue demonstration. Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers debate the usage of the word "panties" in their What's in a Word? segment.

Recurring Characters: Jeannie Darcy, Pep Walters.

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Kaitlin
Summary: Kaitlin (Amy Poehler) and her mother (Molly Shannon) visit a nursing home.

Recurring Characters: Kaitlin.


Macgruber I
Summary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and prepares a Bloody Mary instead.

Recurring Characters: Macgruber, Casey.

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TV Funhouse
Summary: Rob Smigel's "Tales from the Greatest Generation" showcase the rough life of Big-Boobed Einstein.


The Oak Room
Summary: Charli Coffee (Maya Rudolph) and her friend Toni Carlisle (Molly Shannon) perform at the Oak Room.

Recurring Characters: Charli Coffee.


Macgruber II
Summary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and plays an acoustic version of his theme song instead.

Recurring Characters: Macgruber, Casey.

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Linkin Park performs "Bleed It Out"


Trump Steaks
Summary: Donald Trump (Darrell Hammond) hawks the world's greatest steaks.

Recurring Characters: Donald Trump, Melonia Trump.


Macgruber III
Summary: Macgruber (Will Forte) decides to Hell with the bomb and rambles incoherently instead.

Recurring Characters: Macgruber.

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Goodnights
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Pull My Finger
Summary: A man's (Will Forte) "pull my finger" gag goes horribly awry when his friend (Andy Samberg) accidentally pulls that finger out of joint.


The Bachelor
Summary: The Bachelor (Jason Sudeikis) pays the price when he turns down a witch (Molly Shannon).


Sexual Pleasures
Summary: Molly Shannon and Fred Armisen can't get Kristen Wiig to open up.


Powerpoint
Summary: A Powerpoint presentation is a hit until the ocmputer freezes on the song "I Like to Move."



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