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March 8th, 2008 Amy Adams Vampire Weekend None None

Clinton Attack Ad

Summary: Hillary Clinton's (Amy Poehler) latest attack ad gives a glimpse of the future to demonstrate the foibles of President Barack Obama at 3am. Recurring Characters: Hillary Clinton. Transcript

Montage

Amy Adams' Monologue

Summary: Amy Adams brings Kristen Wiig onstage to demonstrate via song how alike their appearances are. Bio: Amy Adams (1974-). Actress; Best Supporting Actress Academy Award nominee for "Junebug" (2005); as the star of "Enchanted" (2007), she performed its Academy Award-nominated song at the 80th annual Academy Awards ceremony. Transcript

Mirror Image

Summary: Hailey Winters (Amy Adams) and her fat twin sister Hagley (Kristen Wiig) try to pass themselves off as one student when they enroll at a new school. Transcript

Couples Therapy

Summary: Newlyweds Brian (Will Forte) and runaway Bagdana (Amy Poehler) are having marital difficulties because he still hasn't fully signed all of her immigration papers. Transcript

An SNL Digital Short

Summary: Hero (Andy Samberg) sings about cleaning up the city before being repeatedly pummelled by a purse-snatcher (Jason Sudeikis). Transcript

Fierce: The Hot Mess Make-Over Show

Summary: "Extreme Makeover" contestant Christian Siriano (Amy Poehler) has his own fashion show, and it's filled with endless catchphrases. Recurring Characters: Heidi Klum. Transcript

Vampire Weekend performs "A-Punk"

Bio: Indie rock/Afro-pop band; members are: Ezra Koenig, Rostam Batmanglij, Chris Tomson, Chris Baio.

Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers

Summary: Sen. Tim Calhoun (Will Forte) also seeks the Democratic nomination for the Presidency. Jean K. Jean (Kenan Thompson). Recurring Characters: Tim Calhoun.

Penelope at Traffic School

Summary: Penelope (Kristen Wiig) one-ups fellow students while attending traffic school. Recurring Characters: Penelope.

Dr. Uncle Jimmy's Smokehouse and Outpatient Surgical Facility

Summary: Dr. Uncle Jimmy (Will Forte) half-excels in both barbecue and medical surgery. Transcript

Roger Clemens Presents

Summary: Roger Clemens (Jason Sudeikis) has written a play that demonstrates the results of not letting baseball players use steroids. Note: This sketch was cut from last week's dress rehearsal. Transcript

The Tookie Styles Show

Summary: Tookie Styles (Kenan Thompson) announces that his early 1980's cable access show is now on DVD, and it features plenty of clips of political dignitaries dancing to Tookie's hip-hop beat and nearly getting assassinated.

Vampire Weekend performs "M79"

Celebrations

Summary: A quartet of desperate women (Amy Adams, Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Casey Wilson) perform a single dance move in varying speeds in order to impress men at a bar.

Goodnights

Transcript

Satellite Delay

Summary: Field reporter (Kristen Wiig) learns of the events surrounding her too late because of the satellite delay. Note: This sketch was also cut from last week's dress rehearsal.