Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 34: Episode 1






08a: Michael Phelps / Lil Wayne

Goodnights

.....Michael Phelps

[ return from commercial to bumper memorializing Bernie Brillstein ]

[ fade to black ]

[ fade up on Michael Phelps and the cast ]

Michael Phelps: Thanks to Lil Wayne and Tina Fey, William Shatner, and Jared Fogel. Thanks to my mom! I love you guys for coming. Have a good Saturday!


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