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  Season 34: Episode 4


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October 4th, 2008

Anne Hathaway

The Killers

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Queen Latifah

Tina Fey

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Vice Presidential Debate
Summary: Gwen Ifill (Queen Latifah) plugs her book while moderating the vice-presidential debate between Gov. Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) and Scranton survivor Sen. Joe Biden (Jason Sudeikis).

Recurring Characters: Gwen Ifill, Joe Biden, Sarah Palin.

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Montage


Anne Hathaway's Monologue
Summary: After announcing her ex-boyfriend's trouble, Anne Hathaway announces that her new love interest is a Nigerian prince she met over the Internet.

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The Lawrence Welk Show
Summary: Lawrence Welk (Fred Armisen) is oblivious to the musical stylings of sisters Janice (Anne Hathaway), Holly (Amy Poehler), Nora (Casey Wilson), and tiny-handed Denise (Kristen Wiig).

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Bailout Press Conference
Summary: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (Kristen Wiig) holds President George W. Bush (Jason Sudeikis) accountable for the $700 billion that has affected hard-working slackers all across America.

Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank.

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Guest House
Summary: A group of guys (Fred Armisen, Bobby Moynihan, Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader) struggle to get noticed by a group of girls (Anne Hathaway, Kristen Wiig, Casey Wilson) at a dance club.

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An SNL Digital Short
Summary: Andy Samberg vs. Kristen Wiig in the Extreme Activities Competition.

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The Killers perform "Human"


Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
Summary: Orville Willis Forte IV (Will Forte) sings a detailed song outlining which politicians voted yay or nay for the bailout plan.

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Mary Poppins
Summary: When Michael (Bobby Moynihan) and Jane Banks (Casey Wilson) question the definition of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", Mary Poppins (Anne Hathaway) obliquely allows that it's a sexually transmitted disease which affects the liver.

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Sioux City News 3
Summary: It's bloopers galore for the most Youtubed local newscast in America.

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Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals
Summary: Mark Wahlberg (Andy Samberg) talks to animals.

Note: This sketch was cut from the dress rehearsal for last season's episode hosted by Steve Carell.

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I'm Not Gay
Summary: Moments before she moves out of their apartment, Marcus (Jason Sudeikis) reveals his true sexual orientation to his roommate Amber (Anne Hathaway).

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The Killers perform "Spaceman


The Less Provocative Songs Of Katy Perry
Summary: Katy Perry (Casry Wilson) maintains the beat but not the sexual electricity in a series of pedestrian sound-alike hits.

Note: This sketch was cut from the dress rehearsals for the episodes hosted by Michael Phelps and Anna Faris.

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Goodnights
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