Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

October 4th, 2008 Anne Hathaway The Killers None Queen Latifah Tina Fey None

Vice Presidential Debate

Summary: Gwen Ifill (Queen Latifah) plugs her book while moderating the vice-presidential debate between Gov. Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) and Scranton survivor Sen. Joe Biden (Jason Sudeikis). Recurring Characters: Gwen Ifill, Joe Biden, Sarah Palin. Transcript

Montage

Anne Hathaway's Monologue

Summary: After announcing her ex-boyfriend's trouble, Anne Hathaway announces that her new love interest is a Nigerian prince she met over the Internet. Transcript

The Lawrence Welk Show

Summary: Lawrence Welk (Fred Armisen) is oblivious to the musical stylings of sisters Janice (Anne Hathaway), Holly (Amy Poehler), Nora (Casey Wilson), and tiny-handed Denise (Kristen Wiig). Transcript

Bailout Press Conference

Summary: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (Kristen Wiig) holds President George W. Bush (Jason Sudeikis) accountable for the $700 billion that has affected hard-working slackers all across America. Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank. Transcript

Guest House

Summary: A group of guys (Fred Armisen, Bobby Moynihan, Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader) struggle to get noticed by a group of girls (Anne Hathaway, Kristen Wiig, Casey Wilson) at a dance club. Transcript

An SNL Digital Short

Summary: Andy Samberg vs. Kristen Wiig in the Extreme Activities Competition. Transcript

The Killers perform "Human"

Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers

Summary: Orville Willis Forte IV (Will Forte) sings a detailed song outlining which politicians voted yay or nay for the bailout plan. Transcript

Mary Poppins

Summary: When Michael (Bobby Moynihan) and Jane Banks (Casey Wilson) question the definition of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", Mary Poppins (Anne Hathaway) obliquely allows that it's a sexually transmitted disease which affects the liver. Transcript

Sioux City News 3

Summary: It's bloopers galore for the most Youtubed local newscast in America. Transcript

Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals

Summary: Mark Wahlberg (Andy Samberg) talks to animals. Note: This sketch was cut from the dress rehearsal for last season's episode hosted by Steve Carell. Transcript

I'm Not Gay

Summary: Moments before she moves out of their apartment, Marcus (Jason Sudeikis) reveals his true sexual orientation to his roommate Amber (Anne Hathaway). Transcript

The Killers perform "Spaceman

The Less Provocative Songs Of Katy Perry

Summary: Katy Perry (Casry Wilson) maintains the beat but not the sexual electricity in a series of pedestrian sound-alike hits. Note: This sketch was cut from the dress rehearsals for the episodes hosted by Michael Phelps and Anna Faris. Transcript

Goodnights

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