Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

January 17th, 2009 Rosario Dawson Fleet Foxes None None None

ABC News Special: Vice President Dick Cheney: The Final Interview

Summary: Diane Sawyer (Kristen Wiig) interview outgoing Vice-President Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond), who insists that he has no regrets. Recurring Characters: Diane Sawyer, Dick Cheney.

Montage

Rosario Dawson's Monologue

Summary: Rosario Dawson speaks against Spanish stereotypes while Fericito (Fred Armisen) maintains his posture. Recurring Characters: Fericito.

North American Savings

Summary: The bank that lets you save your money without the bother of collecting interest in these hard economic times. Transcript

Da Learnin' Train

Recurring Characters: Harry Connick Jr. Transcript

Guantanamo Bay Going Out Of Business Sale

Summary: CIA Field Op (Jason Sudeikis) announces that all torture devices and accessories must go, now that the new administration is closing down the detainment camp. Transcript

Aladdin Anniversary

Summary: On their ten-year anniversary, Aladdin (Jason Sudeikis) and Jasmine (Rosario Dawson) sing the frustrations of married life aboard their magic carpet. Transcript

An SNL Digital Short

Summary: Fred Armisen and Andy Samberg are "A Couple of Homies" who manage to remain good friends without kissing.

Gilly

Summary: Frizzy-haired Gilly (Kristen Wiig) performs pranks and misdemeanors in the classroom while dancing to her own theme song. Transcript

Fleet Foxes perform "Mykonos"

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers

Summary: Bernard Madoff (Fred Armisen). Travel correspondent Judy Grimes (Kristen Wiig). Larry the Goose (Andy Samberg) tells his side of the Flight 1549 crash-landing story. Recurring Characters: Judy Grimes.

La Policia Mexicana

Summary: Isabella Lopez, Carmen (Rosario Dawson), Carloz Ruiz (Fred Armisen), and El Jefe (Bill Hader) interrogate a suspect (Bobby Moynihan) using basic Spanish 101. Transcript

The View

Summary: Salma Hayek (Rosario Dawson) and Ricky Gervais (Jason Sudeikis). Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Fleet Foxes perform "Blue Ridge Mountains"

Good Excuse!

Goodnights

Transcript