08n: Steve Martin / Jason Mraz

MacGruber III

MacGruber.....Will Forte
Vicky.....Kristen Wiig
MacGyver... Richard Dean Anderson

[FADE IN on the ends of two electric wires as a spark jumps between them. CUT among various shots of pontoon planes, hands tinkering with materials, and exploding buildings.]

Singers:
"MacGruber!
Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi!
MacGruber!
Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi!
MacGruber!
Pepsi!, Pepsi!, Pepsi!"

[CUT to MacGruber holding Pepsi cans on both hands against footage of flames.]

Singers: "MACGRUBER-RRR!!!!!... PEPSI!"

[CUT to an Italian mafia hideout. SUPERIMPOSE caption, "Italian Mafia Hideout." CUT to a sign marked "Mafia Hideout Control Room" as sirens wail.]

MacGyver: [struggling with locked door] MacGruber, this door is sealed shut!

Vicky: And we only have 15 seconds!!!

MacGruber: [Wearing a forehead band with the Pepsi globe and holding two Pepsi cans] Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi... Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi... [pointing to Vicky] Pepsi!, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi...

Vicky: I don't understand what you're saying!

MacGruber: Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi!...

MacGyver: You're such a sell out!!

MacGruber: [pointing to MacGyver] Pepsi, Pepsi... Pepsi, Pepsi...

MacGyver: Would you stop saying "Pepsi"?!

MacGruber: [now holding two cans of Diet Pepsi] Diet Pep...

[CUT to the italian mafia hideout exploding and spewing smoke everywhere.]

Singers: MACGRUBER-RRR!!!!!


Submitted by: Ramon