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  Season 34: Episode 15


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February 7th, 2009

Bradley Cooper

Tv On The Radio

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James Lipton

T-Pain

Jorma Taccone

Akiva Schaffer

Bipartisanship
Summary: Nancy Pelosi (Kristen Wiig) rubs recent events in Harry Reid's (Fred Armisen) while purporting to make a joint bipartisan statement.

Recurring Characters: Nancy Pelosi.


Montage


Bradley Cooper's Monologue
Summary: Bradley Cooper shows clips of himself as a member of the student audience on "Inside the Actor's Studio", then demonstrates how to play a bully in cheesy teen-oriented romantic comedies.


Today
Summary: A hyper Kathie Lee Gifford (Kristen Wiig) continues to harrass Hoda Kotb (Michaela Watkins) as they interview a runway fashion expert (Bradley Cooper).

Recurring Characters: Kathie Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb.


I'm Gonna Have Sex With Your Wife
Summary: Smug game show host (Bradley Cooper) has sex with his contestants' (Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Bill Hader) wives.

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An SNL Digital Short
Summary: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and T-Pain rap "I'm On A Boat" while sailing the high seas.

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Song Memories
Summary: Bar buddies (Jason Sudeikis, Bradley Cooper, Will Forte, Bill Hader) wax nostalgic while listening to Mr. Big's "To Be With You" at a friend's funeral.

Recurring Characters: Buddies.

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TV On The Radio performs "Golden Age"


Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
Summary: Mark Spitz (Andy Samberg) comments on Michael Phelps' drug controversy. NFL Superbowl star James Harrison (Kenan Thompson) is out of breath. Seth Meyers asks "Really?!?" when Kellogg's terminates Michael Phelps' endorsement. (Kenan Thompson). Bjork (Kristen Wiig) rambles about the Icelandic economy.

Recurring Characters: Bjork.


Admirals Locker Room
Summary: Eager little boy (Bobby Moynihan) is excited to meet the team members of the Admirals, except for the low man (Bradley Cooper) on the totem pole.


Bad Guys, Good Conversation
Summary: Actors who have portrayed villains in motion pictures try to prove that they can make interesting conversation.

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Intervention
Summary: While attending an intervention for a young alcoholic (Andy Samberg), his aunt (Kristen Wiig) and uncle (Bradley Cooper) cause distractions with a noisy hand sanitizer pump and other items.


TV On The Radio performs "Dancing Choose"


No Bruce! Let Me Finish! The Best Of Celebrity Tirades
Summary: Christian Bale (Bradley Cooper) advertises a DVD compilation of other celebrities lashing out at theatrical underlings.

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Goodnights
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