Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

May 9th, 2009 Justin Timberlake Ciara None Lorne Michaels Patricia Clarkson Susan Sarandon Jessica Biel Chris Pine Zachary Quinto Leonard Nimoy Jimmy Fallon None

A Special Address from the Secretary of the Treasury

Summary: Timothy Geithner (Will Forte) outlines the results of a 50-question bank stress test. Recurring Characters: Timothy Geithner. Transcript

Montage

Justin Timberlake's Monologue

Summary: Justin Timberlake performs a song-and-dance routine amongst cast members and show personnel backstage. First Hosted: 03b. Transcript

Mom Celebrity Translator

Summary: A handheld electronic device that allows young'uns to decipher what well-known celebrity their unhip mothers are trying to describe to them. Transcript

Target Greatland

Summary: The Target Lady (Kristen Wiig) annoys customers while chatting with her equally-annoying friend Peg (Justin Timberlake). Recurring Characters: Target Lady. Transcript

Immigrants

Summary: A group of Irish immigrants entering America dream of the opportunities their great-great grandchildren will have, except for Cornelius Timberlake (Justin Timberlake) who fancies that his great-great grandson will one day be a popular, self-satisfying, arrogant little prick. Transcript

An SNL Digital Short

Recurring Characters: "Dick in a Box" bad boys (Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake) give up their boxes so they can become "Mother (Patricia Clarkson, Susan Sarandon) Lovers". Transcript

Plasticville

Summary: A guy dressed as a barbell (Will Forte) faces competition from Plasticville's boob mascot (Justin Timberlake). Recurring Characters: Mascot.

Ciara with Justin Timberlake performs "Love Sex Magic"

Lyrics

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers

Summary: Elliot Spitzer (Bill Hader) and David Paterson (Fred Armisen). Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto promote the new "Star Trek" movie, with a nod from Leonard Nimoy. Recurring Characters: Elliot Spitzer, David Paterson.

The Barry Gibb Talk Show

Summary: Robin Gibb (Justin Timberlake) remains mum while Barry Gibb (Jimmy Fallon) issues insane threats to his political guests, just like last time. Recurring Characters: Barry Gibb, Robin Gibb, Nancy Pelosi. Transcript

Pirates

Summary:

Ciara performs "Never Ever"

Goodnights