Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 34: Bonus Episode 2
October 16th, 2008
Third Presidential Debate
: Bob Schieffer (Chris Parnell) moderates the third Presidential debate etween Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) and John McCain (Darrell Hammond), as the candidates jab about Joe the Plumber.
: Barack Obama, John McCain.
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
: A crazed John McCain supporter (Kristeen Wiig) interrupts the newscast to ramble anti-Obama sentiments. Jesse Jackson (Darrell Hammond) is fueled with rage over the possibility that the "Bradley Effect" could hurt Barack Obama at the polls.
: Jesse Jackson.