Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:
September 26th, 2009
Megan Fox
U2
None
Brian Austin Green
John Lutz
Emily Spivey
United Nations General Assembly
Summary: Moammar Gadhafi (Fred Armisen) addresses the United Nations General Assembly to give excuses for his earlier speech. Transcript
Montage
Megan Fox's Monologue
Summary: Megan Fox comments on the obviously fake online nude photos of herself that she was unaware she had posed for. Transcript
Bladdivan
Summary: The pill that helps men combat Shy Bladder Syndrome. Transcript
Flight Attendants
Summary: Flight attendants (Kristen Wiig, Megan Fox) are unnaturally upbeat and bubbly while announcing devastating news from the cabin. Transcript
Russian Brides
Summary: Mr. Colon (Will Forte) can't decide whether to choose attractive Russian bride (Megan Fox) or hulky, mannish Russian bride (Fred Armisen) with lesser qualities for ten dollars cheaper. Transcript
An SNL Digital Short
Summary: A socially-awkward man (Will Forte) impresses Megan Fox on a date, but rejects her anyway. Transcript
Grady Wilson's Burning up the Bedsheets
Summary: Grady Wilson (Kenan Thompson) demonstrates sex techniques to help burn up the bedsheets. Recurring Characters: Grady Wilson.
U2 performs "Breathe"
Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
Summary: Jean K. Jean (Kenan Thompson) jokes about the G20 Summit. Travel writer Judy Grimes (Kristen Wiig) speeds through her commentary and presents a hand-drawn chart. Recurring Characters: Jean K. Jean, Judy Grimes. Transcript
Live Lounge
Summary: Crystal (Megan Fox) touts the Live Lounge phone-chat line and the throng of other weirdo social types who use it. Transcript
U2 performs "Moment of Surrender"
Biker Chick Chat
Summary: Dawn (Jenny Slate) hosts a freakin' talk show for freakin' biker chicks. Note: Jenny Slate accidentally says "fuckin'" in her sketch debut. Transcript
An SNL Digital Short
Summary: When he comes over to her apartment for a movie date, Andy Samberg meets "Megan's Roommate", the bitterly jealous Optimus Prime (Bobby Moynihan). Transcript
Your Mom Talks to Megan Fox While You Get Ready
Summary: Megan Fox chats with her friend's mom (Kristen Wiig) over laundry. Transcript
Goodnights / U2 performs "Ultraviolet (Light My Way)"
Summary: In these hard, economic times, dog lover (Jason Sudeikis) sets his priorities straight by serving bagged garbage to his canine pal. Note: This filmed parody will appear in next week's episode hosted by Ryan Reynolds.
Last Rites
Summary: Dying man's (Bill Hader) body makes funny noises after he passes.
Crotch Rockets
Summary: Actress (Megan Fox) keeps slapping co-star (Andy Samberg) during a scene.
Air Date:
Summary: Moammar Gadhafi (Fred Armisen) addresses the United Nations General Assembly to give excuses for his earlier speech.
Summary: Megan Fox comments on the obviously fake online nude photos of herself that she was unaware she had posed for.
Summary: The pill that helps men combat Shy Bladder Syndrome.
Summary: Flight attendants (Kristen Wiig, Megan Fox) are unnaturally upbeat and bubbly while announcing devastating news from the cabin.
Summary: Mr. Colon (Will Forte) can't decide whether to choose attractive Russian bride (Megan Fox) or hulky, mannish Russian bride (Fred Armisen) with lesser qualities for ten dollars cheaper.
Summary: A socially-awkward man (Will Forte) impresses Megan Fox on a date, but rejects her anyway.
Summary: Grady Wilson (Kenan Thompson) demonstrates sex techniques to help burn up the bedsheets.
Summary: Jean K. Jean (Kenan Thompson) jokes about the G20 Summit. Travel writer Judy Grimes (Kristen Wiig) speeds through her commentary and presents a hand-drawn chart.
Summary: Crystal (Megan Fox) touts the Live Lounge phone-chat line and the throng of other weirdo social types who use it.
Summary: Dawn (Jenny Slate) hosts a freakin' talk show for freakin' biker chicks.
Summary: When he comes over to her apartment for a movie date, Andy Samberg meets "Megan's Roommate", the bitterly jealous Optimus Prime (Bobby Moynihan).
Summary: Megan Fox chats with her friend's mom (Kristen Wiig) over laundry.
Summary: In these hard, economic times, dog lover (Jason Sudeikis) sets his priorities straight by serving bagged garbage to his canine pal.