09a: Megan Fox / U2
Testimonial #1.....Bill Hader
Testimonial #2.....Jason Sudeikis
[ open on men's room, businessmen scattering about the urinals ]
[ Employee stands before a urinal trying to pee in solace, as his co-worker steps forward and wraps an arm around his shoulder ]
Co-worker: Hey, buddy! I need to get those sales numbers from you.
Announcer: Are you one of the tens of thousands of men who suffer from Shy Bladder Syndrome?
[ Employee nods ]
Announcer: Well, what do you have to be afraid of? Ask your doctor if Bladdivan is right for you.
[ reveal product slide ]
[ dissolve to Testimonial #1 ]
Testimonial #1: My bladder was so shy that I had to hide in the janitor's closet with an empty bottle every time I needed to make "water"! Thanks to Bladdivan... [ cue sprinkling sound effect ] I'm peeing right now!
Announcer: Bladdivan is a combination of several drugs, a powerful diaretic, coupled with a cocktail of anti-anxiety medications.
[ dissolve to Testimonial #2 ]
Testimonial #2: Oh, sure, I've heard about the side effects. But, for me, it's worth it. Before I -- [ cue sprinkling sound effect ] Oh! Oh! Oh! [ he chuckles ] I just peed! And I do not care! [ he chuckles ] Still going... and we're done -- no! [ sound effect stops ] Now!
[ show footage of Testimonial #2 spraying his wife and kids with a Super soaker squirt gun ]
Announcer: So, go ahead -- urinate on your terms. Common side effects associated with Bladdivan include: Peeing yourself... and Peeing yourself and not really caring that you just peed yourself.
[ cut back to co-workers walking down the hall, stopping in front of the men's room ]
Announcer: So say goodbye to chrnoic Shy Bladder Syndrome -- with Bladdivan.
[ Co-worker stops in front an the one empty urinal in the crowded men's room ]
[ Employee enters, sees no available slots, but winks at the camera before squeezing in next to ?? ]
Employee: Now, uh -- about those figures..?
Co-worker: [ glances downward ] Very impressive!
[ they laugh and turn to smile into the camera ]
[ cut to product slide ]
Announcer: Don't be shy. Ask your doctor about Bladdivan today.
[ fade ]