Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

October 17th, 2009 Gerard Butler Shakira None Dwayne Johnson James Franco None

The Rock Obama

Summary: While discussing health care reform with Republican senators, President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) once again becomes angry and morphs into The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) Obama. Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Joe Biden. Transcript

Montage

Note: Tonight's episode was sole-sponsored by Bud Light Golden Wheat, with clips of dress rehearsals past aired in place of their own commercials.

Gerard Butler's Monologue

Summary: While attempting to sing a sensitive ballad from "Phantom of the Opera", Gerard Butler is accosted by several warriors, ninjas, and a dagger-weilding Christine (Kristen Wiig). Transcript

Fuquay Satin's Grand Hoochie Skank Rose

Summary: (Kenan Thompson) promotes the ideal urban champagne for pouring down women's asses. Transcript

SNL Backstage with Bud Light Golden Wheat I

Note: The cast cracks up during a dress rehearsal clip from "Riding My Donkey Political Talk Show" on 02/14/98.

Game Time With Randy And Greg

Summary: Randy Dukes' (Kenan Thompson) efforts to convince callers that co-host Greg (Bill Hader) is not an alien prove to be fruitless. Recurring Characters: Greg.

SNL Backstage with Bud Light Golden Wheat II

Note: Chris Rock cracks up during a dress rehearsal clip from "Perspectives" on 11/02/96.

Beauty and the Beast

Summary: While singing their duet, Belle (Kristen Wiig) and the Beast (Gerard Butler) express confusion over which one is actually the beast, because he's into a woman with a bigger ass. Transcript

SNL Backstage with Bud Light Golden Wheat III

Note: Harvey Kietel cracks up during a dress rehearsal clip from "Casino" on 01/16/93.

Shakira performs "She Wolf"

Lyrics

SNL Backstage with Bud Light Golden Wheat IV

Note: Bill Hader cracks up during a dress rehearsal clip from "Scared Straight" on 05/10/08.

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers

Summary: Two Gay Guys from New Jersey who are in the Military (Bill Hader, Fred Armisen) comment on the now-defunct "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. The balloon from Colorado drops by to say hi to Seth Meyers. Gerard Butler speaks directly to his family back in Scotland, as Seth Meyers translates. PGAD Sufferer Tamara Parks (Kristen Wiig) involuntarily orgasms several times while discussing her medical malady. Recurring Characters: Two Gay Guys from New Jersey.

SNL Backstage with Bud Light Golden Wheat V

Note: Amy Poehler cracks up during dress rehearsal clips from "Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers" on 09/17/09, 09/29/07, and 04/21/07.

300

Summary: King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) agrees to lift Sparta's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, but is surprised to discover that all of his gladiators are gay. Transcript

SNL Backstage with Bud Light Golden Wheat VI

Note: The cast cracks up during a dress rehearsal clip from "Jeffrey's" on 02/17/01.

What Up With That?

Summary: D'Andre Cole (Kenan Thompson) ignores his guests so he sing his self-indulgent theme song throughout the entire show. Transcript

SNL Backstage with Bud Light Golden Wheat VII

Note: A robot has trouble crashing through a breakaway wall during a dress rehearsal clip from "Robot Dinner" on 11/18/95.

Cottage Cheese Pitch

Summary: As adman Thomas (Gerard Butler) pitches a campaign to a client (Jason Sudeikis), his annoying secretary, Trina (Kristen Wiig), repeatedly interrupts and calls his name. Recurring Characters: Trina.

Shakira performs "Did It Again"

Daveheart

Summary: Braveheart's younger brother (Gerard Butler) is an extreme coward. Transcript

Goodnights

Transcript

Trick or Treat

Summary: Registered sex offender Jeff Montgomery (Will Forte) makes a clumsy introduction while trick-or-treating at his neighbors' (Jason Sudeikis, James Franco) house. Recurring Characters: Jeff Montgomery.