Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

November 14th, 2009 January Jones Black Eyed Peas None Darrell Hammond None

A Message from the Vice-President of the United States

Summary: While President Obama is out of the country, Joe Biden (Jason Sudeikis) plans to quickly solve the Health Care dilemma. Recurring Characters: Joe Biden. Transcript

Montage

January Jones' Monologue

Summary: January Jones meets obsessed "Man Men" fans, the "Mad Mennies" (Jason, Sudeikis, Bill Hader, Fred Armisen). Transcript

Today

Summary: While singing, Kathie Lee Gifford (Kristen Wiig) is assaulted by members of the Black Eyed Peas. Recurring Characters: Kathy Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb.

Rear Window

Summary: While filming her first scene in an Alfred Hitchcock (Bobby Moynihan) movie, Grace Kelly (January Jones) can't stop farting. Recurring Characters: Alfred Hitchcock, Jimmy Stewart.

WIIX News

Summary: Once again, reporter Michelle Dison (Kristeen Wiig) finds herself strangely attracted to the young woman (January Jones) she's interviewing for a story. Recurring Characters: Gil, Michaelle Dison. Transcript

A Lady's Guide to Throwing a Party

Summary: In a 1952 short film, a housewife (January Jones) demonstrates proper party-throwing etiquette to make her husband (Bill Hader) look good in front of his peers. Transcript

Black Eyed Peas perform "I Gotta Feeling"

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers

Summary: Lou Dobbs (Darrell Hammond) uses racist rremarks to explain why he's leaving CNN. Kim Kardeshian (Nasim Pedrad) can only talk about herself while attempting to discuss her sister's celebrity-studded wedding. Jon Bovi (Jason Sudeikis, Will Forte) sing lyrics instead of commenting on the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Recurring Characters: Lou Dobbs, Jon Bovi.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Summary: Dr. Jekyll (Bill Hader) seeks more funding for his serum, which relunctantly turns him into a gay Mr. Hyde.

An SNL Digital Short

Summary: No matter what room he enters, a guy (Fred Armisen) can't avoid walking in on his roommate (Andy Samberg) while he's on the toilet. Transcript

Black Eyed Peas perform "Meet Me Halfway"

Cloud Gazing

Summary: Jason (Jason Sudeikis) tries to get romantic with Kelly (January Jones) while looking up at clouds, even though she clearly has no imagination skills. Transcript

Goodnights/Black Eyed Peas perform "Boom Boom Pow"

Transcript

The Cougar Den

b>Summary: Jacqueline Seka (Kristen Wiig), and two new friends (Abby Elliott, Jenny Slate) interview a pair of airline stewardesses (January Jones, Fergie). Recurring Characters: Jacqueline Seka, Kenneth.

Kickspit Underground Rock Festival

Summary: DJ Super Soak (Jason Sudeikis) and fellow emcee (January Jones) promote an under-underground rock festival. Recurring Characters: DJ Super Soak. Note: This sketch would be tweaked and later performed on the episode hosted by Blake Lively.

Tyson Products

Summary: Mike Tyson (Kenan Thompson) promotes his frozen dinner line to a hungry family. Recurring Characters: Mike Tyson.