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09u: Betty White / Jay-Z
An SNL Digital Short
[ Andy escorts Betty to a single chair in an all-white colored studio. ]
Andy Samberg: Right this way…
Betty White: Where are we going?
Andy Samberg: Just have a seat right here.
Betty White: Okay.
[ Betty sits down. ]
Andy Samberg: Betty -- you’ve given us so many memorable memories over the years. This one’s for you!
[ Andrew Gold’s THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND from “The Golden Girls” begins. ]
Maya Rudolph: [singing]
“Thank you for being a friend.”
Fred Armisen, Molly Shannon, Kristen Wiig: [singing]
“Traveled down the road and back again.”
Nasim Pedrad: [singing]
“Your heart is true.”
Tina Fey, Bobby Moynihan, Jason Sudeikis: [singing]
“You’re a pal and a confidante.”
[ Betty chuckles in delight. ]
Rachel Dratch, Amy Poehler: [singing]
“And if you threw a party.”
Jenny Slate, Kenan Thompson: [singing]
“And invited everyone you knew.”
Betty White: Oh! I love it!
Will Forte, Ana Gasteyer: [singing]
“You would see the biggest gift would be from me.”
Abby Elliott, Bill Hader: [singing]
“And the card attached would say…”
“Thank You for Being a Friend!”
<[ Everyone’s in smiles and/or embracing one another. ]
Betty White: Oh, that was just lovely! But I think I prefer my version…
[ Betty dons a ski mask. She pops out of her chair with a microphone. ]
Betty White: 1, 2, 3, 4!!!
[ A hardcore, heavy metal version of THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND plays. Several biker boys are throwing down a mad mosh pit. Betty simulating humping on one of the bikers. The “SNL” cast is horrified and/or stunned. Betty smashes a 2 x 4 against one of the bikers, who spews blood on Nasim. Two of the bikers tackle Andy. Jason pulls out his iPhone to snap a photo. Everyone else seems to engage in a fist fight. An out-of-breath Betty pops a seat and removes her ski mask. ]
Betty White: Happy Mother’s Day, Motherfuckers!
Submitted by: Cody Downs