Summary: 911 call. Gov. David Paterson (Fred Armisen). Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) smugly shows off tapes made while he was in office. In the style of "Guiding Light", Megan Fox demands Amy Poehler's chair at gunpoint. College student Shep (Andy Samberg) provides tips for avoiding the Swine Flu.
Recurring Characters: Gov. David Paterson, Bill Clinton.