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  Season 36: Episode 1

10a: Amy Poehler / Katy Perry

Actor II Actor

.....Andy Samberg
.....Justin Timberlake

[ open with show's graphic footage, as audience teenyboppers squeal with delight ]

Announcer: And now, "Actor II Actor". The show where Andy Samberg goes in-depth with the premier actors of stage and screen, to discuss process, preparation, AND performance. This week: Andy sits down with actor Justin Timberlake.

[ dissolve to Andy and Justin seated in director's chairs on a darkened stage, as the teeyboppers squeal more enthusiastically ]

Andy Samberg: Justin.

Justin Timberlake: [ extended pause, as he anticipates something more, then, finally: ] Andy.

Andy Samberg: [ extended pause as he makes a series of serious faces ] Acting.

Justin Timberlake: [ waiting ] Yes?

Andy Samberg: [ breathing deeply, then spilling it ] When are you going to make some more music?!

Justin Timberlake: [ upset ] Alright, you know what? That's it!

[ Justin jumps to his feet and yanks off his microphone ]

Andy Samberg: What?!

Justin Timberlake: [ whining like a little girl ] I'm trying to take this seriously! I'm trying to take this seriously!!

Andy Samberg: Everyone wants to know!

Justin Timberlake: [ as he runs off stage ] Unbelievable!!

Andy Samberg: I'M YOUR FRIEND!! I just want to DANCE again!!

[ title card appears ]

[ fade ]

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