Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

October 9th, 2010 Jane Lynch Bruno Mars None None None

Ask Gloria Allred

Summary: Attorney Gloria Allred (Nasim Pedrad) answers vicious questions critiquing her desperate need to be in the spotlight. Transcript

Montage

Jane Lynch's Monologue

Summary: Jane Lynch performs her self-written, ego-driven version of a "Glee" theme song.

Damn It, My Mom Is On Facebook Filter

Summary: The tool that filters Facebook posts and photos so that moms won't know what their children are ready up to online. Transcript

Glee

Summary: Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) introduces a new student to the Glee Club -- the sadistic prankster Gilly (Kristen Wiig). Recurring Characters: Gilly.

The New Boyfriend Talk Show

Summary: Zack (Andy Samberg) interviews skanky mom's (Jane Lynch) latest boyfriend (Jason Sudeikis) over breakfast while celebrating the show's 100th episode. Recurring Characters: Gene Simmons. Transcript

Coven to Elect Christine O'Donnell

Summary: Christine O'Donnell (Kristen Wiig) insists that she's not a witch in her latest campaign ad. Recurring Characters: Christine O'Donnell. Transcript

Secret Word

Summary: Emcee Lyle Round (Bill Hader) is frustrated when celebrity panelists Mindy Gracin (Kristen Wiig) and Peggy Zellers (Jane Lynch) are unable to grasp the concept of the game without sacrificing their huge egos. Recurring Characters: Lyle Round, Mindy Gracin.

An SNL Digital Short

Summary: Therapist (Jane Lynch) keeps inserting herself into patient's (Andy Samberg) "Relaxation Therapy" session. Transcript

Returns and Exchanges

Summary: To prepare for a movie role, Denzel Washington (Jay Pharoah) works the Returns counter at Macy's and haggles a customer (Jane Lynch). Recurring Characters: Denzel Washington. Transcript

Bruno Mars performs "Just The Way You Are"

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers

Summary: Mark Zuckerburg (Andy Samberg) admits his impetus for creating Facebook was just to meet girls. Mexican tourism director Miguel Conjeros (Fred Armisen) only wants to talk about the beaches and pretends no to comprehend questions about drugs and border patrols.

The Suze Orman Show

Summary: Suze Orman (Kristen Wiig) is insistent on proving that her old college roommate (Jane Lybch) is still a lesbian. Recurring Characters: Suze Orman.

Sunday Night Football

Summary: Faith Hill (Jane Lynch) sings a neverending theme song, eventually causing Al Michaels (Jason Sudeikis) and Cris Collinsworth (Bill Hader) to miss the big game. Recurring Characters: Al Michaels. Transcript

Bruno Mars performs "Grenade"

Tax Masters

Summary: Patrick Cox (Jason Sudeikis) wants to film the company's commercial from an angle that allows visibility of his tiny twin brother (Fred Armisen) embedded on the side of his head.

Goodnights

Transcript

Anderson Cooper 360

Summary: Anderson Cooper (Taran Killan) interviews CNN personalities about their channel's sagging ratings. Recurring Characters: Anderson Cooper, Larry King.