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  Season 36: Episode 4


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October 23rd, 2010

Emma Stone

Kings of Leon

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John Mulaney

Harry Reid For Senate
Summary: Hoping to be elected in Nevada, Harry Reid (Paul Brittain) tries to distance his association with President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen).

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Harry Reid.


Montage


Emma Stone's Monologue
Summary: Emma Stone detracts attention from her nerd fans in the audience.


Babyspanx
Summary: The slimming bodystocking that lets fat babies be the envy of their parents' friends.


Dream Home Extreme
Summary: Cheryl Bryant (Kristen Wiig) is more excited abut the dream home giveaway than the actual winner (Emma Stone).

Recurring Characters: Cheryl Bryant.


WXPD News Channel 9
Summary: Action news reporter Peter DeSantos (Bill Hader) has the scoop on disturbing new teen trends like "souping" and "trampolining".

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An SNL Digital Short
Summary: High school girl (Emma Stone) thinks she's cool because she boke her arm after slipping on some jelly (Andy Samberg).


The View
Summary: The insipidly gabby talk show hostesses chat with Lindsay Lohan (Emma Stone) during a rare rehab furlough.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.


Wrangler Open Fly Jeans
Summary: Brett Favre (Jason Sudeikis) loves to keep himself exposed while playing football in his open fly jeans.

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Kings of Leon perform "Radioactive"


Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
Summary: Jimmy McMillan (Kenan Thompson) promotes his Rent's Too Damn High political party. John Mulaney comments on current events that earn his "I Love It!" praise. Stefon (Bill Hader).

Recurring Characters: Stefon.


Les Jeunes de Paris
Summary: French teens (Emma Stone, Taran Killam) compete in a cafe dance-off.


My Brother Knows Everything
Summary: Morgan (Nasim Pedrad) and best friend Meredith (Emma Stone) gush about how great her brother Erik (Andy Samberg) is on their hand-held camcorder show.

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"Sex" Ed Vincent's Sex Symposium
Summary: Ed Vincent (Paul Brittain) hosts a three-day symposium on sex.

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Kings of Leon perform "Pyro"


Googie Rene's Partially Damaged Halloween Costume Discount Basement
Summary: Googie Rene (Kenan Thompson) sells Halloween costumes at a discount because his inventory comes complete with stains.

Recurring Characters: Googie Rene.


Goodnights
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Steven Seagal: Law Man
Summary: Actor Steven Seagal (Bill Hader) stumbles his way as a would-be cop on reality television.

Recurring Characters: Steven Seagal.


Bully
Summary: A bully (Andy Samberg) is reduced to tears when his would-be victims don't fall for his tough guy act.


Hotchkiss
Summary: A group of interns debate whether or not co-worker Hotchkiss (Vanessa Bayer) is hot or not.


Strip Club
Summary: Emcee (Jason Sudeikis) hosts his final show at a strip club.


American America: I Hippie
Summary: In a cartoon by Dana Carvey, a hippie talks about the good old days.



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