Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 36: Episode 4
October 23rd, 2010
Kings of Leon
Harry Reid For Senate
: Hoping to be elected in Nevada, Harry Reid (Paul Brittain) tries to distance his association with President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen).
: President Barack Obama, Harry Reid.
Emma Stone's Monologue
: Emma Stone detracts attention from her nerd fans in the audience.
: The slimming bodystocking that lets fat babies be the envy of their parents' friends.
Dream Home Extreme
: Cheryl Bryant (Kristen Wiig) is more excited abut the dream home giveaway than the actual winner (Emma Stone).
: Cheryl Bryant.
WXPD News Channel 9
: Action news reporter Peter DeSantos (Bill Hader) has the scoop on disturbing new teen trends like "souping" and "trampolining".
An SNL Digital Short
: High school girl (Emma Stone) thinks she's cool because she boke her arm after slipping on some jelly (Andy Samberg).
: The insipidly gabby talk show hostesses chat with Lindsay Lohan (Emma Stone) during a rare rehab furlough.
: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Wrangler Open Fly Jeans
: Brett Favre (Jason Sudeikis) loves to keep himself exposed while playing football in his open fly jeans.
Kings of Leon perform "Radioactive"
Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
: Jimmy McMillan (Kenan Thompson) promotes his Rent's Too Damn High political party. John Mulaney comments on current events that earn his "I Love It!" praise. Stefon (Bill Hader).
Les Jeunes de Paris
: French teens (Emma Stone, Taran Killam) compete in a cafe dance-off.
My Brother Knows Everything
: Morgan (Nasim Pedrad) and best friend Meredith (Emma Stone) gush about how great her brother Erik (Andy Samberg) is on their hand-held camcorder show.
"Sex" Ed Vincent's Sex Symposium
: Ed Vincent (Paul Brittain) hosts a three-day symposium on sex.
Kings of Leon perform "Pyro"
Googie Rene's Partially Damaged Halloween Costume Discount Basement
: Googie Rene (Kenan Thompson) sells Halloween costumes at a discount because his inventory comes complete with stains.
: Googie Rene.
Dress Rehearsal Cuts
Steven Seagal: Law Man
: Actor Steven Seagal (Bill Hader) stumbles his way as a would-be cop on reality television.
: Steven Seagal.
: A bully (Andy Samberg) is reduced to tears when his would-be victims don't fall for his tough guy act.
: A group of interns debate whether or not co-worker Hotchkiss (Vanessa Bayer) is hot or not.
: Emcee (Jason Sudeikis) hosts his final show at a strip club.
American America: I Hippie
: In a cartoon by Dana Carvey, a hippie talks about the good old days.