10d: Emma Stone / Kings of Leon
Wrangler Open Fly Jeans
Brett Favre.....Jason Sudeikis
[ open on Brett Favre staring at the camera ]
Announcer: Brett Favre: football legend.
Brett Favre: I've tried all kinds of jeans: button fly, zipper fly -- you name it. But, for me, nothing works better than the all new open fly jeans from Wrangler.
[ intercut shots of Favre with a pixelated crotch playing football with a group of guys ]
Announcer: Introducing the first open fly jeans from Wrangler. The first jeans with no fly whatsoever.
Brett Favre: Wrangler open fly jeans feature an ultra-relaxed fit, right where you need it most -- the fly. Why let zippers and buttons slow you down? With open fly jeans, it's always out and camera-ready.
[ Favre takes a cellphone picture fo his exposed crotch and sgows the results to a disgusted teammate ]
[ cut to Favre leaning out of a truck with his pixelated crotch exposed ]
Brett Favre: I'm ready for my close-up.
[ reveal a row of jeans hanging from a rack ]
Brett Favre: They're the perfect marriage of comfort and style. And that's a marriage I can respect.
[ cut to Favre leaning behind a teammate for a play; the teammate jumps forward when he feels Favre's exposed crotch at his backside ]
Brett Favre: Look, I put my pants on just like anyone else -- one leg at a time. Then, I pull my penis out. Sometimes I take a picture of it.
[ reveal the row of jeans hanging from a rack ]
Announcer: Real. Open fly. Jeans. Wrangler.
[ cut to Favre standing with his teammates ]
Brett Favre: Take it from me, Brett Favre. I give 'em a thumbs up.
[ Favre shoves his fist through his open fly and gives a slightly pixelated thumbs-up ]
[ the other guys jump to their feet and make a hasty exit ]
[ fade ]