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  Season 36: Episode 5

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October 30th, 2010

Jon Hamm





A Message from the Vice-President of the United States
Summary: Joe Biden (Jason Sudeikis) compares the plight of the Chilean miners to the problems facing President Obama.

Recurring Characters: Joe Biden.



Jon Hamm's Monologue
Summary: Jon Hamm proves his worth as an actor portraying n advertising executive on television by creating on-the-fly slogans for random objects chosen by audience members.


An SNL Digital Short
Summary: Rihanna and Shy Ronnie (Andy Samberg) rob a bank as "Ronnie & Clyde".

Recurring Characters: Shy Ronnie.

Vincent Price's Halloween Special
Summary: Vincent Price's (Bill Hader) 1960 Halloween special is ruined by Judy Garland's (Kristen Wiig) drug dependency and sexual innuendos courtesy of Sen. John F. Kennedy (Jon Hamm) and Liberace (Fred Armisen).

Recurring Characters: Vincent Price, Judy Garland, John F. Kennedy, Liberace.

Back to the Future 25th Anniversary DVD
Summary: The new DVD and Blu-Ray box set features audition outtakes from 80's-era celebrities.

Recurring Characters: Al Pacino, Eddie Murphy, Jennifer Tilly, Robin Williams.


Summary: While auditioning for a role, Lizette Barnes (Kristen Wiig) lays down her list of ridiculous standards to the production's director (Jason Sudeikis).


Back to the Future 25th Anniversary DVD II
Summary: The new DVD and Blu-Ray box set features more audition outtakes from 80's-era celebrities.

Recurring Characters: Nicolas Cage, Bill Cosby, Gilbert Gottfried, Prince, Pee Wee Herman, Alan Alda, Joan Cusack.


Rihanna performs "What's My Name?"

Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
Summary: James Carville (Bill Hader) gives his crazed thoughts on the upcoming mid-term elections. Garth (Fred Armisen) & Kat (Kristen Wiig) are, as usual, unprepared to promote their new Halloween CD.

Recurring Characters: James Carville, Garth & Kat.

I Didn't Ask For This
Summary: Roger Sims (Bobby Moynihan) interviews others like himself who have gained unintentional fame thanks to embarrassing online clips of themselves.


Highway Cops
Summary: Highway cops Cutter (Jason Sudeikis) and Randy (Jon Hamm) share one motorcycle and miss their assignments while frolicking in the outdoors.


Darleek and Barney
Summary: Lounge act Darleek (Kristen Wiig) and Barney (Jon Hamm) have pretend fights and make bad jokes to one's amusement.

Rihanna performs "Only Girl (In The World)"

Greetings from American America: Dog in Purse
Summary: In a cartoon by Fred Wolf, a male dog (David Spade) in a celebrity's purse muses about his lot in life.



Dress Rehearsal Cuts

The Essentials with Robert Osborne
Summary: TCM host Robert Osborne (Jason Sudeikis) presents deleted scenes from "The Wizard of Oz" featuring a talking weather vane (Fred Armisen).

Note: This sketch will air during next month's episode hosted by Anne Hathaway.

Jon Hamm's CB Hamm Radios
Summary: Jon Hamm promotes the archaic mobile communications devise that almost shares his last name.

CBS Promo
Summary: Coming attractions for a week filled with hospital gurneys on CBS' prime-time dramas.

Summary: Diners (Andy Samberg, Vanessa Baye, Jon Hamm) use cellphone technology to find something to eat that's already right in front of them.

Greetings from American America: I Hippie
Summary: In a cartoon by Fred Wolf, a hippie (Danan Carvey) talks further about the good old days.

Trick or Treat II
Summary: A registered sex offender (Will Forte) makes a clumsy re-introduction while trick-or-treating at his neighbor's (Jon Hamm) house.

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