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  Season 36: Episode 15


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February 12th, 2011

Russell Brand

Chris Brown

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The O'Reilly Factor
Summary: Bill O'Reilly (Jason Sudeikis) presents Part 3 of his pre-Super Bowl interview with President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen).

Recurring Characters: Bil O'Reilly, President Barack Obama.


Montage


Russell Brand's Monologue
Summary: Russell Brand rambles through a host of comedic topics.


Gublin & Green
Summary: Attorneys Gublin & Green collect settlements for people injured while working for or attending the "Spider-Man" musical.


Ultimate Vacation Giveaway
Summary: Cheryl Bryant (Kristen Wiig) is more excited about the ultimate vacation giveaway than the actual winner (Russell Brand).

Recurring Characters: Cheryl Bryant.


Don' You Go Rounin' Roun To Re Ro
Summary: Trailer for a new British film features unintelligible dialogue.

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The King's Taster
Summary: King Reginald's (Russell Brand) taster (Taran Killem) is relunctant to accept his duty after witnessing how the King goes out of his way to harass his chef (Bill Hader).

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Chris Brown performs "Yeah 3x"


Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
Summary: Recently-resigned Egyptian president Hosni Mubarek (Fred Armisen) gives his version of events. Lil Wayne (Jay Pharoah) and Eminem (Taran Killem) debut their new Valentine's Day single. Stefon (Bill Hader).

Recurring Characters: Hosni Mubarek, Eminem, Stefon.


Livin' Single
Summary: Dina D'Angelo (Vanessa Bayer) professes to enjoy being single, yet is aroused ay amorous pastry chef (Russell Brand).

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A Spot of Tea
Summary: Proper British old ladies (Russell Brand, Andy Samberg, Bill Hader) attempt to enjoy their tea and talk despite a constant barrage of earthquakes.


Chris Brown performs "No Bullshit"


Time Machine
Summary: To finalize party debate regarding the Founding Fathers, general (Jason Sudeikis) delivers George Washington (Russell Brand) via time travel, but he doesn't adapt well to his modern surroundings and has to be killed.


Goodnights
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts

The Talk
Summary: Steven Tyler (Russell Brand) appears as a guest on the insipid knock-off of "The View".

Recurring Characters: Sharon Osbourne, Whoopi Goldberg.


Fashion Show
Summary: IIn a cartoon by Fred Wolf, a male dog (David Spade) comments on lame party action.


The Hypnotist
Summary: A model's death doesn't stop the fashion show from going on.


"Sex" Ed Vincent's Valentine's Day Sex Symposium
Summary: Ed Vincent (Paul Brittain) hosts a three-day symposium on sex and Valentine's Day.

Recurring Characters: "Sex" Ed Vincent.


The Wizard
Summary: A wizard (Russell Brand) creeps out his date (Nasim Pedrad) with dirty talk while flying her on his broom.


Greetings from American America: Dog in Purse II
Summary: In a cartoon by Fred Wolf, a male dog (David Spade) comments on lame party action.



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