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  Season 36: Episode 16

10p: Miley Cyrus / The Strokes

Our Time! With taboo and! Thompson
Taboo.....Andy Samberg
Fergie.....Miley Cyrus
Khloe Kardashian.....Abby Elliott

Announcer: Your favorite members of the Black Eyed Peas present ďOur TimeĒ With Taboo and! And now show some respect, itís Taboo and, y'all!

Taboo/ (singing) "Itís out time! Our Time! Tonight it is! Tonight!" Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Yeah! Welcome to ďOur Time!Ē Finally, our own show!

Taboo: Just like the people wanted! Okay! Let me start by introducing myself. My name is and I am in the Black Eyed Peas!

Taboo: And I am Taboo, and I am also in The Black Eyed Peas!

Both: We are in the Black Eyed Peas!

Taboo: Here is a picture of us at the Super Bowl in our Tron oufits.

(show publicity photo) I am the one on the back right.

Taboo: And on the left, that is my hand. It is so great to finally have our own show where people can get to know us. Let us show you.

Taboo: Nice to meet you. Me-omo Taboo. I have my own line of jackets called 1,000 Pockets! And, also, despite the rumors, I am not a Japanese ghost. Iím And I own a chain of unsuccessful neighborhood restaurants called AlsoÖ

Both: We are in the Black Eyed Peas!

Taboo: But we are not here to talk about the group. This is about us. Not not Fergie Ė- No! No! Donít say her name!

(Fergie and appear)

Fergie: (singing) "People in the place!!!!" (speaking) Did someone say my name? Uh! Hey Fergie, hey!

Fergie: We just wanted to see if you guys needed us. (singing) "Just helping out!!!" No!! Weíre fine! Noo!!!!!!!

Fergie: Okay, sorry right! This is your show! (singing) "I got that boom boom boom!!!" Címon man! Sorry, everone, for that interruption. Uh, letís bring out a guest. Sheís the best Kardashian sister. Please welcome Khloe Kardashian!

Both: (singing) :Here we go! Our first guest! Is Khloe K.!"

Khloe Kardashian: Heyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Khloe! Wow! Thank you so much for being here! We know you are so busy!

Khloe Kardashian: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!! But bfore we begin, we are both in the Black Eyed Peas. Iím

Khloe Kardashian: What kind of name is Well, you know how is a way of saying William? is a way of saying Apltoodlepip.

Taboo: And I am named after the board game Taboo. Now, Khloe, even though you are a big part of the Kardashian family, like us, sometimes you go unappreciated.

Khloe Kardashian: I know, itís so literally unfair! What people need to realize that we Kardashians are all equally untalented. Also, like us, you are very diverse. You are Armenian and you are married to an African American!

Khloe Kardashian: Yeah, thatís right! And you guys are Ė well what race are you guys? Well Iím a black Philipino, also known as a Philibleno.

Taboo: And I am from the Matrix! But, Khloe, this is your time. Why donít you take a minute and tell us something we donít know about you.

Khloe Kardashian: Iím Khloe. I have a new fragrance out. I can pull a twenty-pound truck using only my teeth. And my favorite Black Eyed Pea is Fergie!

Taboo/ No! No! Donít say her name!

(Fergie and appear)

Fergie: (singing) People in the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gotta get that!

Fergie: Just wanted to see if you guys needed us?

Taboo: You already did that!

Fergie: Ok Iím sorry! (singing) Bye!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, man! Khloe, Iím so sorry about that!

Khloe Kardashian: No! That was awesome, I got to see that Black Eyed Peas!

Taboo/ But weíre the Black Eyed Peas man!

Taboo: We are interesting people! Absolutely! Taboo was on the cover of this month's Vaguely Asian magazine! Alright! Well, Khloe, you have been so 3,008 today... would you like to sing with us?

Khloe Kardashian: Well, Iíve never sung before!

Taboo/ Neither have we! Here we go!

All: (singing) "I can feel it! This has been out time!! With Taboo! And!!!!! No! Go!!!! Címon man!!!"

Submitted by: Connor Cronholm

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