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  Season 36: Episode 17

10q: Zach Galifianakis / Jessie J


.....Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis: [ his head shaved in the style of a mohawk ] Thanks a lot, everybody! Unfortunately, we did NOT get to the Mr. T sketch. [ the audience laughs at his mock embarrassment ] A real bummer, if you ask me. Thanks to Jessie J, b.o.b.! The cast, the crew, the writers! My parents. [ he glances offstage ] Keep going? [ thinking ] The guy that shines my rollerblades. Thank you, everybody, have a great night! Good night! [ he rubs his mohawk before mingling with the cast ]

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