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  Season 37: Episode 7

11g: Jason Segel / Florence + The Machine

André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor

André The Giant.....Jason Segel

[ open on title card ]

Announcer: And now, "André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor."

[ dissolve to André The Giant towering over other patrons at an ice cream parlor ]

André The Giant: [ deep-voiced ] Hmm... hmm... Hel-lo, la-dy! What do I want? [ he looks up ] Mint Chovolate Chip? No! It's too minty! Moose Tracks. Who names this? I will call it, uh... Fudge... plus Vanilla... and with some peanuts in it! I don't know... I'll leave that to the professional -- ha ha ha! Ugh... so many flavors. I wish I could eat ALL of you! [ he looks at the girl behind the counter ] Ha! [ thinking ] One... scoop... of vanilla. [ she hands it to him ] Thank you. [ he holds the tiny cone to his mouth and licks ]

[ dissolve to title card ]

Announcer: This has been "André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor." ]

[ fade ]

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