11j: Jimmy Fallon / Michael Bublé
Michael Bublé Christmas Duets
Taylor Swift.....Kristen Wiig
Justin Bieber.....Jimmy Fallon
Russell Brand.....Jimmy Fallon
Scott McCreery.....Taran Killam
Thom Yorke.....Fred Armisen
Kanye West.....Jay Pharoah
[fade in on Michael Bublé in a decorated studio]
Michael Bublé: [singing] O come all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant...
Announcer: It's official, Michael Bublé's Christmas is the number one album in America! And now, Bublé is back with a brand-new collection of Christmas duets. With legendary performers like Sting...
[Sting appears next to Bublé with bleached hair, skintight black clothes and a guitar]
Michael Bublé: [singing] Deck the halls with boughs of holly...
Sting: [singing to the tune of "Don't Stand So Close to Me," I think] Fa-la-la, fa-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la-la.
Michael Bublé: [singing] 'Tis the season to be jolly...
Sting: [singing to the tune of "Desert Rose"] Fa-la-la-la-la-la-flo, fa-la-flo-fla-la-fo! [Bublé looks confused]
Announcer: And Taylor Swift! [Taylor appears with an acoustic guitar]
Michael Bublé: [singing] I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day...
[Taylor just makes a series of shocked, excited faces]
Announcer: Plus, Justin Bieber! [Bieber appears in a purple hoodie]
Michael Bublé: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way...
[Bieber is too busy pop-locking and doing heart hands to sing his part]
Michael Bublé: It's your--it's your line, man.
[Bieber just winks and shimmies around]
Announcer: And the always-controversial M.I.A.! [she appears in an oversized t-shirt]
Michael Bublé: [singing] Up on the rooftop--
M.I.A.: [singing in a Cockney accent] Quick, quick, quick--
Michael Bublé: [singing] Down through the chimney--
[M.I.A. fires a gun three times into the air, scaring the daylights out of Bublé]
Michael Bublé: What the [bleep]?!
Announcer: With a special appearance by Russell Brand! [he appears in a half-unbuttoned black shirt and lots of jewelry]
Michael Bublé: [singing] Angels we have heard on high...
Russell Brand: Now why would an angel want to get high? They wouldn't need to, would they, they're already in the clouds; it's kinda their thing. I once saw a man named Angel get high! [Bublé looks annoyed] We'd all be lucky to meet a man like Angel, if he just pranced through your door--"Hello, I'm Angel. D'you got any drugs?"
Announcer: It's the collection of holiday duets you'll treasure forever! [the CD appears] Featuring chart-toppers like Ke$ha! [she appears with long, messy hair and glittery eye makeup]
Michael Bublé: [singing] Eight maids a-milking...
Ke$ha: [singing] Seven dudes a-puking...
Michael Bublé: [singing] Six geese a-laying...
Ke$ha: [singing] I got Hep C... [she blows a kiss and flails her tongue at the camera]
Announcer: And "American Idol" winner Scotty McCreery! [he shakes Bublé's hand]
Michael Bublé: [singing] O holy night...
Scotty McCreery: [singing in an absurdly low baritone and with strange facial expressions] The stars are brightly shinin'! It is the night of our dear Savior's birrrrrrth. [Bublé looks alarmed]
Announcer: Featuring Radiohead's Thom Yorke! [Thom appears with messy hair and beard and dancing wildly]
Michael Bublé: [singing] Silent night...
Thom Yorke: [flailing around and half-whining] Silent...silent...silent...
Michael Bublé: [singing] Holy night...
Thom Yorke: [continues flailing] Holy...holy... [he dances over to Bublé]
Announcer: And Lady Gaga! [a decorated Christmas tree appears with a pink wig and googly eyes]
Michael Bublé: Wait, is this really her?
Announcer: With a special appearance by Kanye West! [Kanye bounces in and pushes Bublé out of the way]
Kanye West: [rapping] Hey little Jesus, you're just a baby. You had a donkey, I got a Mercedes! [with autotune] Jesus, I'm so much better than you!
Announcer: Michael Bublé's Christmas Duets! [Bieber reappears and keeps dancing]
Justin Bieber: Yeah! [he winks]
Announcer: In stores now! [Bieber does more heart hands and grabs Bublé's hand to do a snake motion]
Submitted by: Rose Esposito