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  Season 37: Episode 16






11p: Lindsay Lohan / Jack White

70's Album

Guy.....Jason Sudeikis

[ open on close-up of crackling fireplace, as soft 70's-style music plays ]

[ dissolve to Guy sitting before the fire ]

Guy: Don't you love the music from the 70's? The kind of music with a soft, easy beat, that you could listen to over and over again? Wouldn't it be ,i>great to get all those special songs on one amazing 8-disc set? [ he pokes at the fire with his ?? for a minute, then finally turns back around ] That's be great, right? [ he returns his focus to the fire ]

[ cut to title card ]

Announcer: This has been a weird guy by a fire.

[ fade ]


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