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  Season 37: Episode 16






11p: Lindsay Lohan / Jack White

70's Album II

Guy.....Jason Sudeikis

[ open on Guy sitting by the fire, as soft 70's-style music plays ]

Guy: Oh, hey! I'm glad you're back. Remember that thing I was saying about 70's music, about putting it on a bunch of CDs? That gave me this great idea! What if you put all that music... [ suddenly, as he pokes at the fire, the flames erupt into a huge fireball ] Oooooooohhhh! [ he pulls his burnt hand back and curses ] OHHH!! GOD!! [ he sucks on his burnt hand ] I just put my hand in a freakin' fire! [ he stands and walsk away from the fire ]

[ cut to title card ]

Announcer: This has been that same guy burning his hand.

[ fade ]


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