Summary: Despite a lack of success in having run the country for four years, President Barack Obama (Jay Pharoah) is thrilled to have Mitt Romney (Jason Sudeikis) and Paul Ryan (Taran Killam) as the secret weapons that should help him get re-elected.
Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Mitt Romney.
Note: Jay Pharoah finally takes over the impression of President Barack Obama from Fred Armisen.
Frank Ocean and John Mayer perform "Thinkin Bout You"
Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
Summary: Honey Boo Boo (Vanessa Bayer) and her mom (Bobby Moynihan) gab their thoughts about the upcoming Presidential election. Olympic athlete Ryan Lochte (Seth MacFarlane) is excited about the Fall season's new TV offerings. Mimi Morales (Cecily Strong) discusses the Latino vote at this year's Presidential election.
Summary: Stutter-prone drill sergeant (Seth MacFarlane) taunts his soldiers with dares to call him on his stuttering.