12b: Joseph Gordon-Levitt / Mumford and Sons
Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Monologue
Audience Member #1.....Aidy Bryant
Audience Member #2.....Kenan Thompson
Audience Member #3.....Cecily Strong
Audience Member #4.....Nasim Pedrad
Dancer #1.....Jay Pharoah
Dancer #2.....Taran Killam
Dancer #3.....Bobby Moynihan
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen -- Joseph Gordon-Levitt!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: It is so great to be here, back hosting “Saturday Night Live!” You know, this year has been so amazing! I’ve been lucky to be in some great movies..... I have the movie “Looper” coming out. In that movie, I play a young version of Bruce Willis -- so I guess I play Ashton Kutcher. I was also in “The Dark Knight Rises.”
But, you know what my favorite superhero movie of the summer was? “Magic Mike” -- I’m serious, my friend Channing Tatum was so great in that. You know what my favorite part of “Magic Mike” was? This part!
[ Joseph rips of his suit and is now draped in only a vest, trousers, and fedora. The Weather Girls’ “It’s Raining Men” starts playing. AUDIENCE MEMBERS 1-3 are in glee. Joseph gyrates his pelvis while twirling an umbrella. He then proceeds to do push-ups and removes his fedora. ]
[ ENTER DANCERS 1-3. All are dressed in the same manner as Joseph. Everyone removes their vest to show their bare chest except Bobby, who’s wearing a smaller vest underneath his previous vest. ]
[ Joseph notices a FOURTH AUIDENCE MEMBER and makes his way over to her. He’s holding a Cosmopolitan drink and excited to see him. Joseph grinds her face into her crotch so hard she spills her drink. ]
[ Bobby hands Joseph a confetti cannon and he fires it into the audience. ]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: We got a great show tonight! Mumford and Sons are here! Stick around, we’ll be right back!
Submitted by: Cody Downs