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  Season 38: Episode 7


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November 10th, 2012

Anne Hathaway

Rihanna

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Election Night
Summary: A somber Mitt Romney (Jason Sudeikis) chugs cartons of milk from his balcony as his disastrous election results pour in.

Recurring Characters: Mitt Romney, Ann Romney, Tagg Romney, Karl Rove.

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Montage


Anne Hathaway's Monologue
Summary: Anne Hathaway performs a "Les Miserables"-style musical number about how the cast of "Saturday Night Live" only gets one day off per week.

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Girlfriends Talk Show
Summary: Morgan (Aidy Bryant) is threatened when best friend co-host Kyra (Cecily Strong) welcomes new best friend Tara (Anne Hathaway) to the topic couch.

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The Legend of Mokiki and the Sloppy Swish
Summary: Narrator (Kenan Thompson) sings of the legend of Mokiki (Taran Killam), a mutated lab test dummy who dances the Sloppy Swish in the streets of Manhattan.

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Homeland
Summary: Agent Carrie Mathison (Anne Hathaway) spazzes out during an investigation.

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McDonald's Firing
Summary: When the manager (Anne Hathaway) at McDonald's calls a meeting to announce employee layoffs, (Bobby Moynihan) and (Cecily Strong) assume they're first in line on the chopping block and proceed to call out their co-workers for being a bunch of lame-asses.

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Rihanna performs "Diamonds"


Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
Summary: President Barack Obama (Jay Pharoah) sums up his post-election thoughts and feelings. A Gay Couple from Maine (Bill Hader, Fred Armisen) are thrilled that same-sex marriage has been passed by popular vote. Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan) is unhappy about the results of the Presidential election.

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Gay Couple, Drunk Uncle.


Ellen
Summary: After ten years on the air, the studio audience still loves to prompt an aging Ellen Degeneres (Kate McKinnon) to dance wildly.

Recurring Characters: Ellne Degeneres, Katie Holmes.


American Gothic
Summary: The origins of the stoic pose of the farm couple (Jason Sudeikis, Anne Hathaway) in Grant's painting is revealed.


Rihanna performs "Stay"


Flaritin
Summary: The fake Claritin that selfish people use to combat fake allergies.


Goodnights
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