12o: Kevin Hart / Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
[ open on interior, funeral parlor ]
Priest: She was a wonderful woman, and she will be missed. Her son Cal would like to say a few words. Cal?
[ Cal steps forward ]
Cal: My mother Barbara lived life to the fullest -- from gardening and spending time with her grandchildren. She always... had a smile on her face. [ distracted ] I'm sorry? Are you raising your hand? Do you have a question?
Brian: [ rushing forward ] IS IT A W SHIRT?!
[ hip hop beat plays ]
Cal: Please! I just lost my MOM, man!
Brian: Hey! IS IT AN X SHIRT?!
Cal: No! Just go!
Brian: IS IT A Y SHIRT?!
Brian: IS IT A Z SHIRT?!
Cal: Nope! Wait...! Yeah! It's a Z Shirt! Yeah! [ they share the laugh ] Yeah, thanks, man!
[ cut to product graphic ]
Female Announcer: It's a Z Shirt!
Announcer: New from Zappy!
[ fade ]