Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 38: Episode 19


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May 4th, 2013

Zach Galifianakis

Of Monsters and Men

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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Bradley Cooper

Ed Helms

Jon Hamm

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Fox & Friends
Summary: Steve Doocy (Taran Killam), Gretchen Carlson (Vanessa Bayer) and Brian Kilmeade (Bobby Moynihan) joke around with an oversized Big Gulp container while interviewing New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg (Fred Armisen).

Recurring Characters: Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson, Brian Kilmeade, Michael Bloomberg.


Montage


Zach Galifianakis's Monologue
Summary: Zach Galifiankis tells jokes, plays piano, then tries out a new character.

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Game of Game of Thrones
Summary: Nerdy "Game of Thrones" fan Duncan (Zach Galifianakis) is flustered when his quiz questions all revolve around real-world phenomena.


Match.com
Summary: Not only can you can find love and romance on Match.com, but you might even find it with Martha Stewart (Kate McKinnon)!

Recurring Characters: Martha Stewart.


Jennifer Aniston Look-Alike Competition
Summary: Seventh-place contestant Paul Nevins (Zach Galifianakis) is miffed that he didn't take the crown because he's convinced he looks the most like Jennifer Aniston.

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Of Monsters and Men perform "Little Talks"


Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
Summary: James Carville (Bill Hader) comments on President Obama's push for tighter gun control laws. Tech expert Randall Meeks (Fred Armisen) has nothing but high praise for the awkward usability of Google Glass. The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party (Cecily Strong) outlines her summer vacation plans.

Recurring Characters: James Carville, The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party.


M&M Store
Summary: After his first day on the job, Racist Jim (Zach Galifianakis) apologizes to all the co-workers he offended.

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Darrell's House
Summary: Darrell Sparks (Zach Galifiankis) attempts to welcoem Jon Hamm into his home, despite their differing schedules and frequent production cuts.

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Of Monsters and Men perform "Mountain Sound"


Michael Jordan's Wedding
Summary: Leslie (Zach Galifianakis) and Lee Ocean (Jason Sudeikis) emcee Michael Jordan's star-studded wedding party

Recurring Characters: Charles Barkley.


New Balance
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Darrell's House
Summary: After applying hastily-assembled edits, it's like Darrell Sparks (Zach Galifianakis) actually welcomed Jon Hamm into his home.

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Goodnights
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Kanish
Summary: A retro presentation of a short-lived TV series that suffered from poorly-time freeze frames.



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