13b: Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus' Monologue
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen -- Miley Cyrus!
Miley Cyrus: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you very much! It is SO great to be hosting "SNL". In case anyone's concerned, you should no there will be NO twerking tonight. I used to think twerking was cool, but... now that white people are doing it, it seems kind of lame. Now, I know a lot of you saw me perform recently at the VMA's. And in ase anybody missed it, here is one of the more... low-key moments:
[ image: holding a foam finger down her crotch ]
Miley Cyrus: I got a lot of letters from... angry mothers... turned-on fathers... and, this is true, I actually got a complaint from the inventor of the giant foam finger. But, it's okay. I gave him tickets to tonight's show, soooo... We're all good, right, Jeff?
[ in the audience, Jeff holds up a giant foam finger ]
Miley Cyrus: Now... I don't apologize for my VMA performance. If I owe anybody an apology, it's the people who make the bottom half of shirts. But... there are a few subjects we're NOT gonna get into tonight. I'm not gonna do Hanna Montana, BUT -- I can give you an update on what she's been up to. She was murdered. And, also, we went back and forth on this, but, guys -- I just don't think we should do that wrecking ball sketch.
[ cut to a naked Bobby Moynihan sitting atop a wrecking ball ]
Bobby Moynihan: WHAT?!! Miley, come on! My mom is here!
Miley Cyrus: Sorry, Bobby! We've got a great show. I'm here. So stick around, and we'll be right back!