Summary: Steve Doocey (Taran Killam), Brian Kilmeade (Bobby Moynihan) and Elizabeth Hasselback (Vanessa Bayer) discuss the Obamacare deadline disaster with survivor Bethany Ravenal (Anna Kendrick), as well as global warming with science guy Neil deGrasse Tyson (Kenan Thompson).
Recurring Characters: Steve Doocey, Brian Kilmeade, Elizabeth Hasselback.
Dongs All Over the World
Summary: Group of girls have the nasty idea to travel the globe in search of "Dongs All Over the World."
The Little Mermaid
Summary: Ursula (Aidy Bryant) wants Ariel's (Anna Kendrick) voice, until she discovers the little mermaid is tone-deaf when it comes to singing.
Summary: Evan (Kyle Mooney) shies his way around asking his neighbor Sara (Vanessa Bayer) for a date.
Summary: German chancellor Angela Merkel (Kate McKinnon) recalls her recent dealings with Russian president Vladmir Putin. To help explain the importance of drinking responsibly, Brooks Wheelan tells an anecdote about the time he got drunk and his friends put butter in his pants. George R.R. Martin (Bobby Moynihan) admits he's out of good ideas for his "Game of Thrones" books.
Recurring Characters: Angela Merkel.
Les Jeunes de Paris
Summary: Principal Frye (Jay Pharoah) and the Vice-Principal (Vanessa Bayer) address students during a field trip to the Norfolk Zoo.
Pharrell Williams performs "Marilyn Monroe"
Summary: Big Joe (Taran Killam) wants to save Miss Sara's (Anna Kendrick) brother (Bobby Moynihan) but is unable to lift the huge rocks.