Summary: Following his racist recording rant, L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling (Bobby Moynihan) makes his half-hearted apologies to the NBA.
Recurring Characters: Dennis Rodman.
Andrew Garfield's Monologue
Summary: Fellow "Spiderman" actors Emma Stone and Aidy Bryant give first-timer Andrew Garfield pointers on how to quell his hosting jitters.
Recurring Characters: Shallon.
Celebrity Family Feud
Summary: Steve Harvey (Kenan Thompson) moderates as American music performers are pitted against international music performers.
Recurring Characters: Steve Harvey, Justin Timberlake, Reba Macentire.
Summary: A starving Oliver Twist (Andrew Garfield) fights older orphan Dierdre (Cecily Strong) for the last bowl of soup.
Coldplay performs "Magic"
Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin Jost
Summary: Russian woman Olya Povlatsky (Kate McKinnon) talks about the Ukranian attack in her village. In-house image expert Leslie Jones comments about People Magazine's Most Beautiful Person. Jebediah Atkinson (Taran Killam) reviews the Tony Awards.Atkinson.