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  Season 39: Episode 20

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May 10th, 2014

Charlize Theron

Black Keys


Barbara Walters


A Mother's Day Message from Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton
Summary: First-Lady Michelle Obama (Sasheer Zamata) and Hillary Clinton (Vanessa Bayer) spar with one another while delivering a friendly Mother's Day message to moms across America.

Recurring Characters: Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton.



Charlize Theron's Monologue
Summary: Now realizing that she can't really sing, Charlize Theron sings a song to help demonstrate this point.


Come Do a Game Show With Your Mom, It'll Be Fun, Yes It Will!
Summary: Mom Joanne Pendak (Kate McKinnon) forces her kids (Brooks Wheelan, Kyle Mooney, Charlize Theron) to be contestants on a game show centered around her own life.


Girlfriends Talk Show
Summary: Kyra (Cecily Strong) and Morgan (Aidy Bryant) bring their rebellious teacher Miss Christine (Cecily Strong) to the show.

Recurring Characters: Kyra, Morgan.


Dragon Babies
Summary: A behind-the-scenes look as retired police officer Rick Shoulders (Mike O'Brien) performs coughing voiceover work for a dragon who's afraid of heights.


Dating Seminar
Summary: Heshi (Nasim Pedrad) uses corny sound effects and her best friend Gail (Charlize Theron) to help single women make fleeting connections with single men.

Recurring Characters: Heshi, Fashid.


Black Keys perform "Fever"

Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin Jost
Summary: Barbara Walters. Drunk Uncle (Bobby Moynihan) gives his thoughts on graduation.

Recurring Characters: Drunk Uncle.

Bikini Beach Party
Summary: 60's surf teenager Gadget (Charlize Theron) longs to kiss Darren (Taran Killam) next to a dead beached whale.


Black Keys perform "Bullet in the Brain"

Whiskers R We
Summary: Kat (Charlize Theron) and Barbara (Kate McKinnon) advertise rescue animals .

Summary: Immigrant tourists try to diffuse the language gap while visiting New York City.


Dress Rehearsal Cuts

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